Happy Valentines' Day!

[lizard]

wooooo today is a great day, perfect for lovin'!!!

 

[Karmic]

 

[lizard]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

much love from me, coming your way

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i hate valentines day

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

wooooo today is a great day, perfect for lovin'!!!

quiet you.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yaysexforme

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

quiet you.

argh... stupid people... with there... sex.

 

[lizard]

CT you've only been "home" for a week...you'd better be getting some, or Chromie and I are going to have a little talk.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

no worries liz

 

[lizard]

I didn't think so...it's just that I care. so very deeply.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahaha thanks for watching out for my needs, my dear perverted uncle rick

 

[lizard]

yes I am the kindly but twisted uncle you never knew you had, because after our mom decided to keep Derick and sold me to the carnies, I devoted my life to caring about the sex lives of others.:Spin:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

awwww

*pictures a sex booth at the carnival*

 

[lizard]

if being a pimp didn't involve the victimization of women, I would be a good one

 

[Danny_Glover]

i's a pimp, but cara and karen like it

 

[lizard]

plus I don't have a suit like Will's.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

...WHOA DANNY!!

 

[darkspot sans cookies]

argh... stupid people... with there... sex.

*fucks Max's brains out*
There. Now neither of us has to be bitter about not getting sex on Valentine's Day.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Remember, you can always opt for the pre-christian version, made for the god Lupercus. In the original holiday, there was a lottery and young men were sorted off to young women, who would then be their sexual partners for the remainder of the year. Seriously.