Happy Valentine's Day!

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

... hope those of you who have the possibility of getting laid do, and i suggest that those of us who aren't getting laid get together and ... play cards or something.

I SUCK SO BAD AT CARD GAMES THAT I'M JUST GOING TO JACK-OFF

 

[Shpongled]

I plan on having lots of cyber-sex! Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Fuck Valentines Day

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

valentine's day fucking sucks. my women is in another fucking country right now so i cant get laid. fuck it and fuck you.

 

[EricT]

What country, whats her name, and any diseases/wierd fetishes I should be worried about?

 

[derek]

valentine's day fucking sucks. my women is in another fucking country right now so i cant get laid. fuck it and fuck you.

Because love equates sex?

Oh and...FAAWK YOU, right back.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

on the bright side he doesn't have to spend large sums of money on flowers, chocolate, cards, stuffed animals and sexy underwear.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Fuck Valentines Day

Will you be my valentine?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

fuck you.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

fuck you.

just kidding... but no, that'd be gay.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

i just bought my gf a tiffany's bracelet at their store on 5th ave in NYC..........that is enough for the next TWO valentine's days.


all im doing tomorrow is sending an e-card.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Valentine's Day is pretty retarded.

That said, I wouldn't mind a date. Being single sucks.

 

[AsModEe]

you know... the size of the gift shouldn't even matter when you give it to the person you love. Counting your gifts is really not romantic and it doesn't show much passion for your girl. Boourns!

edit: ^^ bah it's not that bad

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I wouldn't mind a date. Being single sucks.

story of my life. god damn I'm a faggot.

 

[derek]

Your all welcome to come over here and date me

I don't mind picking you up in my nice truck, I can play black metal (woods of ypres, emperor and naglfar are in my truck atm) I will pay for dinner at this quaint scottish restaurant where my friend works and then take you to a beautiful little Czech tea-house for some oolongs and strawberry shisha. I can then proceed to drop you off home where I will be a complete gentleman, in stroking your face, lightly kissing your cheek and driving off like the stallion that I truly am.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I can then proceed to drop you off home where I will be a complete gentleman, in stroking your face, lightly kissing your cheek and then fucking you with my enormous penis like the stallion that I truly am.

^_^

 

[derek]

^_^

I was thinking that...BUT decided to have a tad more decorum.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

There is no way that you could avoid such connections with the word stallion

 

[EricT]

I thought it was gonna say 'stallion like penis'...

I R alone for valentines day... so i don't have to spend money.

 

[derek]

There is no way that you could avoid such connections with the word stallion

I love the world stallion. Reminds me of the white horses from the movie Spartacus.