Happy Valentine's Day!

[derek]

this is getting ridiculous.

love you, though

 

[Necromunchkin]

You narcissist.

 

[derek]

Hmmm...I fully intend to avoid the fate of my poetic namesake though.

 

[Necromunchkin]

A good idea... what fool fails to enjoy the advances of Aphrodite, after all?

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

this is getting ridiculous

RIDICULOUS = FUN

 

[derek]

A good idea... what fool fails to enjoy the advances of Aphrodite, after all?

I would prefer to enjoy her company for a little time than never at all...

and if she comes in a slutty dress, and accepts payment in cash through my car window...all the better!

 

[Necromunchkin]

The hell... McGoddessofLove anyone?

 

[Karmic]

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Happy Love Day!

I have to go to work *grumble* But my boy is meeting me for lunch, then we're apartment shopping after work. Then comes the CANDY!

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

Your all welcome to come over here and date me

I don't mind picking you up in my nice truck, I can play black metal (woods of ypres, emperor and naglfar are in my truck atm) I will pay for dinner at this quaint scottish restaurant where my friend works and then take you to a beautiful little Czech tea-house for some oolongs and strawberry shisha. I can then proceed to drop you off home where I will be a complete gentleman, in stroking your face, lightly kissing your cheek and driving off like the stallion that I truly am.

will you promise to wear a kilt....???

 

[Liverslapper]

happy valentines day! espcially to my beloved wife

 

[Liverslapper]

I love WILL! I just wanted to say happy V day will, my love!

and will, i think someone likes ya (wink)

 

[Tiff]

 

[derek]

will you promise to wear a kilt....???

of course!

 

[Anvil]

...Fucking Valentine's Day.

 

[NinjaKitten]

wow, theres a lot of Valentines day haters on this board.
My advise is go to the bar. All the single women will go together, depressed that they have no boyfriends and will be super easy for picking up.
Thats just an assumption though, Ive never gone to a bar on Valentines day before. But on the bright side, if there is no single women, at least you can drink your sorrows away while your there.

 

[Shpongled]

Yeah, why hate on Valentine's Day? Instead of complaining about it, buy a small box of chocolates and card and give it to a girl (or guy) of your choice. What's the worst that could happen? She says "Thank you"?

 

[derek]

Yeah, why hate on Valentine's Day? Instead of complaining about it, buy a small box of chocolates and card and give it to a girl (or guy) of your choice. What's the worst that could happen? She says "Thank you"?

...and the best? :Spin:

 

[Shpongled]

Well, we gotta leave a little something for the imagination!

 

[Karmic]

Well, we gotta leave a little something for the imagination!

but of course, just think of the many ways she could kill you, since she's actually a KILLER