Happy Valentine's Day!

[Jace_Mereel]

Yeah, so you mentioned. Are you making a poor attempt to hit on me?

He thinks your tractor's sexy.

 

[darkblade]

hahah wow, a kenny chesney reference... din't see that coming on the neverboard.

 

[Liverslapper]

she's always starrin at me, while im chuggin along...



thats from memory...cause in wyoming thats all they played.......everyday

 

[darkblade]

yeah i dated a girl who was into country.... i think i know 90% of the words to honkytonk badonkadonk. and i actually went to a few country concerts. they weren't all that bad though. it was entertaining, and it's upbeat music for summer. in large doses it really is a headache though.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I very much dislike country music. Right up there with rap. I got that much of the song from my sister.

 

[darkblade]

i can't really cndemn an entre genre like that. there's a time for everything i guess. very rarely is it time for bjork...

wait i take that back! if anyone knows what beijing opera sounds like.... i condemn that whole genre.

 

[EricT]

I've got this song called "International Harvester" stuck in my head. No idea who sings it, but its stuck in my head after some yahoo was playing it at the gas station.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I had a great Valentine's day.........with my left hand.

 

[darkblade]

she sounds hot man!

 

[Liverslapper]

I had a great Valentine's day.........with my left hand.

The right hand has to be jealous...both of my hands got the best of me...i didn't leave one out

 

[darkblade]

i got my masterbation out of the way this morning... and then again this afternoon.




...and then again tonight.












.... and then again in five minutes.

 

[Lord Foul]

i got my masterbation out of the way this morning... and then again this afternoon.




...and then again tonight.












.... and then again in five minutes.

Hi, overshare!

 

[neal]

i was eating pizza while reading the last few pages, and it got almost sickeningly sweet there for a page, then luckily some disgusting vaginal gore calmed my gag reflex. lets keep the lovey-dovey stuff to a minimum please.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[Lunar Still]

You're very weird Cara but it's cool.

You've got that backwards. Cara is cool because she's weird.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

aww shucks :Spin:

 

[Lunar Still]

Also, I'd just like to say that I had sex today....not because it's Valentine's Day, but because it's Thursday, and that's the day I have sex every week. This time, however, there were chocolates involved.

....no, not with the sex. I gave her chocolates when I showed up at her house. Fuck you.

 

[Liverslapper]

lol i was like....damn thats kinky...hershy syrup and whip cream...



so you like....put a chocolate in her bum and see how far she could fart it out?



oh you gave her chocolate before the sex....so CUTE!!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

The right hand has to be jealous...both of my hands got the best of me...i didn't leave one out

Did I seriously get 26 requests for shitty applications from you on facebook?