Has California fallen off the wagon?

[reese_apoc]

Can we see these nipples on the bed behind you?

afraid not. they're for my PERSONAL enjoyment. if i hook up with a skanky bitch, then i will. Promise.

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[neal]

you sound like me. I really don't play guitar nearly as much anymore. pretty much since i moved to Arizona basically. (working nights hasn't helped either) But I do like the idea of doing some singing stuff to replace it.



and my favorite nipples are lying on the bed behind me

WHEW thats a relief, i thought you were gonna not mention your GF in a post. thanks for not disapointing!

 

[reese_apoc]

i take it you don't have one yourself...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you guys are missing something here.

he's got nipples ON his bed.

kinda like how ed gein had vaginas on his furniture.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

also: i think the real question here is has california fallen off the CONTINENT?

 

[Captain Beard]

Not yet.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and that dude still has some poor girls' nipples sewn to his bed.

why is this not being investigated??

 

[Captain Beard]

Because he bought them from a science lab! Corpsenipples!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that sounds like a cute pet-name

 

[Captain Beard]

It actually does. Someone should use it.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

<<

actually, it sounds like the name of a leprechaun in an irish folk tale or something

 

[Captain Beard]

But think about it. "COME, CORPSENIPPLES!" *A black rabbit hops out of his cage*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and it eats severed fingers instead of carrots!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

sounds like another shitty tim burton movie

 

[Captain Beard]

I like this bunny.

Max, sigchange time. NEW BURGER!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yes.

and corpsenipples' best friend can be a little raver skeleton named squibbles! they can go on all kinds of cute and kooky adventures together and we can market their merchandise at hot topic and make a fortune!

 

[Captain Beard]

The funny thing is, that WOULD make a lot of money.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

they'll rescue pandas that've been stolen from the zoo by deranged crane-operators!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Max, sigchange time. NEW BURGER!

Agreed, i shall begin the search for a new burger.