Have a _____ day

I drank a root beer float.

Now I get some CLR to clean behind the fridge.

Being as lazy as I am, cleaning behind the fridge is an epic undertaking to me.
 
i got a day, i got a radically hellatious day! first im gonna take a bunch of bongrips then im gonna go to my parents house and help my dad build a shelf fo moms and then its spaghetti with delicious homemade sauce FUHGETABOUTIT an SHUTUPAYOFACE
 
Took my mom out for lunch and consumed a bleu cheese burger complete with onion straws and some guinness steak sauce on it. Top it off our waitress had incredibly big tits and she knew it, too! Now I'm going to dinner with the rest of the family to stuff my face yet again.
 
I think you already knew you're psychic and you're just tryin to get prizes out of me now ;)