Independance Day Thread?

[DarkNoise]

Where the hell is it?

Happy 4th of July all you Americans! and a one day belated happy Canada day to all you cheeseheads!

Today I resolve to stay drunk all day long (been that way since noon, it is now 1:30pm).

And I still have almost half a bottle of 151, half a bottle of Crown Reserve, and half a bottle of Mailbu Rum.

 

[Anvil]

Happy 4th of July all you Americans! and a one day belated happy Canada day to all you cheeseheads!

uh... hey meathead, Canada Day is the 1st. My birthday is the 3rd. I know I'm great and all, but common.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have to work.

 

[Lunar Still]

I have nothing to do.

 

[Nightshade]

I should be putting my bathroom back together, but instead I'm driving way up north, where the houses are few and far between, and watching grown men help small children blow shit up. Should be good.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

twilight zone marathon ftw. we were supposed to go to my cousin's house to watch fireworks over the harbor, but i doubt we're doing that. and i have work tomorrow.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Lunar Still]

Serling was a hawtie.

 

[neal]

trying to find a fucking open chinese restaruant. why the fuck are they closed? its a round-eye holiday, they should be open goddamnit.

 

[Will Bozarth]

trying to find a fucking open chinese restaruant. why the fuck are they closed? its a round-eye holiday, they should be open goddamnit.

why should they be open if its for 'open'-eyed's only?

 

[neal]

becuase all the crackers closed their businesses down, so the slants have a chance to make ALL the profit! what are they thinking?

 

[Karmic]

death to american independance, allah ackbar!

 

[AsModEe]

alekoum sallam

 

[flying_whale]

happy independence day btw

 

[Reminiscence]

I'm sitting home alone all day. Maybe I'll crack open some beers soon, not to celebrate, but to cure some boredom.

 

[unknown]

I have work in about an hour and a half

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Happy snobby colonists that dont want to pay their taxes day!

 

[DarkNoise]

fuckin a' right Wolfy!

And as long as you're having beer Blood, that's good enough.

And at least I remembered Canada's independance day... like good american??

 

[derek]

I've said for YEARS, all we had to do was give you a seat in government, and WHAM, we'd still be milking the east coast for taxes and exporting 1970s technology to the native americans.

 

[AsModEe]

fuckin a' right Wolfy!

And as long as you're having beer Blood, that's good enough.

And at least I remembered Canada's independance day... like good american??

wait wait, so canada day is about independance too? I thought we just felt we had to have our own day