Hahah, yeah but it's really simple: Use the Purge amp with the screamer stomp.
drive 0
tone max
volume max
then tweak the "amp" until you get it to respond like you want it to.
mic 57 off axis
cab line6 4x12
shitloads of eq and other stuff. Most of the sound is made after the PODxt, so the patches are quite useless i'm afraid. But:
a very narrow q on 5khz and 11khz with -5 to -12db.Those frequencies are the most apparent "bad-converter-nonlinear-processing-fizz". As soon as those two are removed, put a high shelf on it, and it sounds better already.