Have you ever...

02. Taken class A drugs on more than one occasion- Just about all of them.
09. Knocked someone out with one dig- Yes.
13. Had a threesome- Gangbangs.
14. Stalked anyone- I've been accused of it, yes.
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables- Yes.
20. Slept under the stars- Yes.
21. Changed a baby's nappy- Yes.
23. Watched a meteor shower- Yes.
25. Given more than you can afford to charity- Yes, to animal shelters.
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope- When I was a kid.
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment- At EVERY worst possible moment.
28. Shat/pissed yourself- A few times each.
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier- I photocopies my pee-pee.
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can- Yes, frequently in shopping centers. Ever see The Idiots? I act like that in public a lot, only much, MUCH worse.
38. Taken an ice cold bath_ I had pnemonia (or however), and my doctor told me to, yeah.
40. Seen a total eclipse- I think.
41. Ridden a roller coaster- Can't keep me off em.
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day- I once went a whole day speaking Engrish.
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment- Yeah.
49. Had a wank outdoors?- Yeah.
50. Shagged 2 or more birds/blokes in the same night?- Yeah.
55. Pissed in a can/bottle- Yeah.
59. Dressed up as a superhero- Dressed up as Superman and jumped down the stairs, twice.
63. Alphabetized your records- Yes.
64. Been heartbroken- Yes.
67. Benchpressed your own weight- Yes.
68. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it- Yes.
71. Sung karaoke- Yes.
72. Lounged around in bed all day- Too often.
82. Got so drunk you don't remember anything- Often.
83. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug- Yes.
84. Performed on stage- Yeah.
86. Recorded music- Yes.
88. Had a one-night stand- Yes.
91. Drank urine- Heh, yeah.
98. Been barred from a bar or a nightclub- A lot of them.
105. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour_ followed Mr. Bungle around once, but ran out of funding.
114. Had a major panic attack- Once, when tripping.
116. Been fired or laid off from a job- Yes.
123. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph- My car.
126. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol- My dad was an NRA member, so yeah, often.
132. Eaten magic mushrooms- Yeah.
139. Read The Hobbit- Yes.
140. Stolen from friends/family- Stolen money back from family.
142. Been arrested- Yes.
150. Been imprisoned- Briefly.
 
Morpheus said:
so you drank 7 Zwerge Kindersaft?

hehe i found that bag somewhere abandonned, i heard that's quite expensive juice though. it had a german letter in it but i forgot what it said.

we made our own juice instead :)
 
...said the german who's gonna learn me how to milk a cow

and you're right morph ;) we had to hide from the waiter cause we couldn't afford buying stuff in that place so we brought our own. hehe.
 
yes:
03. Climbed a mountain
08. Kissed another bloke/girl
14. Stalked anyone

18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables

20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's nappy

23. Watched a meteor shower


26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

28. Shat/pissed yourself

30. Been juggling more than two "girl/boyfriends" at the same time without the others suspecting a thing.


36. Enacted a favorite fantasy

38. Taken an ice cold bath

40. Seen a total eclipse

43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

49. Had a wank outdoors?


52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied

54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

56. Midnight walk on the beach under the stars


60. Dressed up as a member of the opposite sex

63. Alphabetized your records
64. Been heartbroken
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them

67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it

72. Lounged around in bed all day


77. Crashed a party
78. Had sex in work

80. Cheated on your partner and blamed them

82. Got so drunk you don't remember anything

84. Performed on stage

86. Recorded music

88. Had a one-night stand




94. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off

97. Spoken more than one language fluently





106. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
107. Broken someone's heart




123. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph



132. Eaten magic mushrooms


139. Read The Hobbit


142. Been arrested

145. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream

147. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
 
1. no
2. no
3. haven't we all? 'cept for the danes, of course.
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. working on my homophobia, but I don't think it'll ever come to that
9. no
10. no
11. no
12. no
13. *sigh* no...
14. no
15. every winter
16. love to; don't know how
17. yup
18. no
19. every winter
20. yes
21. no
22. no
23. no
24. no
25. no
26. yes
27. njooeeeaaaaa... maybe?
28. too many times
29. no
30. no
31. no
32. no
33. no
34. all the time
35. no
36. no
37. loads of times as a kid; nothing recently
38. yes
39. erm... don't think they had much meaning to them...
40. no
41. yes
42. several
43. more like 3 days into 3 weeks
44. no
45. no
46. yes
47. yes, and it was beautiful
48. have two of them now
49. no
50. no
51. no
52. never
53. yes
54. no
55. no
56. does it count if the beach was under half a meter of snow?
57. no
58. no
59. yes
60. I think so, but I can't remember
61. no
62. yes
63. alphabetised by band names and cronologicalised the albums under the band names
64. nope
65. no
66. no
67. tried to, but didn't get very far with it
68. not that I can think of
69. no
70. no
71. no
72. yes
73. no
74. no
75. no
76. no
77. yes
78. no
79. yes
80. no
81. no, but I plan to
82. no
83. no
84. yes
85. no
86. no
87. no
88. no
89. no
90. no
91. no
92. no
93. no
94. not all of it, but some
96. yes
97. norwegian and english
98. no
99. no
100. no
101. no!
102. no
103. no
104. recently bought a plastic gun, so yes.
105. no
106. yes
107. think so, but I ran so fast that I can't be sure
108. yes...didn't work too good
109. no
110. no
111. no
112. no
113. no
114. yes
115. no
116. no
117. no
118. amazingly, no
119. no
120. no
121. yes
123. yes
124. no
125. no
126. yes
127. no
128. no
129. yes
130. yes
131. no
132. no
133. no
134. yes
135. no
136. no
137. no
138. no
139. yes
140. yes, I am ashamed to say
141. not yet
142. no
143. no
144. no
145. no
146. no
147. yes
148. no
149. no
150. no


-Brynjar "Mr. Negative" Sollid
 
zupi_clone said:
ps. id stalk the knickers off a cat

so your goal of being a stalker is getting laid or?

i dunno. should people stalk more often? perhaps world would be nicer if everybody gets a lot of attention of one person at least.