HAHAHA YES! I forgot most of the material by now. Oh my god, the whole closet bit. But when I came back I was using all the material with my friends ( they love Dane Cook as well, but they didn't want to hear it, they wanted to wait for the CD in case some of it was on it)
Not a direct quote but; "No matter what happens in that situation, some guy is going to say, Somebody shit on the coats?"
Oh holy hell. I live in New York City, I THINK I saw him somewhere in New Jersey? Maybe it was the same show! No.. because then you would have heard it.