Hay guys, what's going on in this here forum?

[GrumpyDwarf]

 

[dorian gray]

lots and lots of mansex.

 

[Charles Baudelaire]

The Poet is like this monarch of the clouds
riding the storm above the marksman's range;
exiled on the ground, hooted and jeered,
he cannot walk because of his great wings.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Lots of people trying to put the blame of various tragic and catastrophic events on each other, justifying it by revealing their shameful, nightly habits of touching themselves to the public.

 

[dorian gray]

*in* public. you were close though.

 

[GrumpyDwarf]

I'm touching myself right now.

 

[JayKeeley]

I think he meant, "pubic".

 

[E-bortion]

LOLZ, A DOLLOP OF ROFL FOR JEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

LOLZ, A DOLLOP OF ROFL FOR JEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Fair enough.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Dude I fucking hate when you try and piss, but the stream splits into 2 directions. So the left stream of piss is hitting the bowl, while the right stream is banking off the side of the toilet onto the floor. Shits fucking embarassing when you're taking a piss in a stall, with a dude taking a shit to the right of you. Chances are that he is seeing the droplets splash near his tennys.

 

[lurch70]

Dude I fucking hate when you try and piss, but the stream splits into 2 directions. So the left stream of piss is hitting the bowl, while the right stream is banking off the side of the toilet onto the floor. Shits fucking embarassing when you're taking a piss in a stall, with a dude taking a shit to the right of you. Chances are that he is seeing the droplets splash near his tennys.

does that happen if you are uncut too?

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Something like that happends to me too, only not left and right. More like upper and lower stream.

 

[GrumpyDwarf]

does that happen if you are uncut too?

It does to me, but only when I just recently jerked off, and there maybe some dried man juice sticking there, ya know?

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, sometimes you just gotta squeeze the tip a bit. like a reset button. but it hurts to stop midstream. you know.

 

[JayKeeley]

Has anybody ever missed the urinal on purpose?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

only when there is no urinal. Such as pissing on school doors and such.

 

[GrumpyDwarf]

Has anybody ever missed the urinal on purpose?

Well yeah. How else do you piss on your mate's leg?

 

[Crimson Velvet]

only when there is no urinal. Such as pissing on school doors and such.

I hate kids like you!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

and I love you too.

I only do that if I'm really hammered.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Has anybody ever missed the urinal on purpose?

Yes, one time me and my buddies were at the movies. My friend is pissing in the stall next to me. In a moment of hilarity I began urinating underneath the stall divider. Coming as close to his feet without hitting him as possible. It was funny watching him dance like he was walking over hot coals. Anyhow this went awry as we left the stalls and a 70 yr old man walked in with a frown on his face. We moseyed back to our movie screen all while the grumpy old man was following us saying he was going to have us kicked out. We thwarted his feeble geriatric attempt at tattle telling by hiding behind the movie curtain for a couple mins. Gay I know.