hahahahhfas;fhas;lkdjf/ this post is amazing on at least 47 levels.what's up with that kid in the second pic?
back in the late unpleasantness when I was working at the electronics store we had a vhs tape of a dude fucking a chicken that was at any given time in some random vcr* that was on display. luckily only a few vcr's were hooked up to tv's so it was like playing russian roulette with rookie salespeople trying to demo them.
* device that plays magnetic tape with moveeeees on it.