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what's up with that kid in the second pic?

back in the late unpleasantness when I was working at the electronics store we had a vhs tape of a dude fucking a chicken that was at any given time in some random vcr* that was on display. luckily only a few vcr's were hooked up to tv's so it was like playing russian roulette with rookie salespeople trying to demo them.

* device that plays magnetic tape with moveeeees on it.
hahahahhfas;fhas;lkdjf/ this post is amazing on at least 47 levels.
 
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/\ Holy shit, tap that ass Aurel! :lol:



Ye lads remember that gangbang I downloaded last week? Shit really got my goat. 3 bints, 9 cocks. Well, I was really turned off and tiffed at the way these professional slatterns were treating these every day joes who had been selected to get their dick wet with a pr0nstar. Half the dudes had Chia pets growing from their groins, and the vunts made a point to call them on it. They also pointed and mocked at the insufficient size of their members. This was all in good fun, and a reasonable trade for having these perfect 10's blow them in to submission. What got me was that these trollops were adamant that the lads didn't splooge in their faces. Seriously, one of these bints had a scene earlier in her career where a dude pushing 60 pissed down her throat, yet these 20something youths who are good enough to blow, can't finish on her cheek? Fuck off stuck up skanks!
 
Heh? They were adamant that they finish on their tits, and not cum on their faces. Seriously, what the fuck is that shit? Even the every day house wife will take a load nowadays.
 
i was talking to Ken ... i didn't read your gangbang post ... my fantasies usually involve one dick ... mine. :loco:

and that blonde he posted ... jeebus!
 
i didn't "make it" as far as the full body shot of the dude the first time around :loco:

but I see what you mean tough guy.
 
not really ... i can't watch this 1984 vhs quality stuff ... where is the HD version?
 

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