Heavy Metal...ballet?

thats some funny shit. did you see those chicks fake screaming toward the end of that clip..i would laugh my ass off if my girlfriend forced me to go.
 
There are two videos I found on youtube of the actual music with the dancing, but neither are full length or of great quality (youtube =fail)

I'm surprised they've stuck with strict classical ballet though, they haven't gone all post-modern or lyrical. o_0
 
Didn't Entombed do something like that a while back?

Ah, here we go:


Edit: nevermind. Fred put it up while I was watching it. :lol:
 
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Just fucking no.

I like to consider myself an open-minded fella, but this kind of stuff brings out the ignorant redneck elitist in me. You know, touching yourself and taking a dump are both enjoyable experiences, but when combined... Oh well.

Eloquent and to the point! Well said jhakwe.
 
Well it's almost impossible for one thing, cuz you get X-TREME GRUNDLE SWELLING (to put it Sloan style :lol: ) that closes off your anus. And yes, I know this from experience.
 
Hmm, but then again, gay people can take it in the pooper and still have a boner...WOW that must hurt...
 
"so now you can bring in a metalhead into the balley-theatre".............................. Not me, thats for sure!
Damn, that must have been the most stupid thing i have ever seen, because they scare away the people that normally actually watch that shit, and i mean, seriously, no one who listens to metal would go to see a balley(Unless they are screwing the ballerinas.).