Hell Mike Motörbike did the stupidest thing in his life yesterday

[Erik]

Well, when Nashiem gets signed and whatnot, you could do a prize giveaway of the clothes he was wearing that night! Or sell em on eGay.

And, just how DID he land? I'm sure you were like "WTF?!? Holy shit!" and then laughing...

I think he landed on his back... My first thought was pretty much "holy fucking shit, that idiot actually DID it"

 

[Demonspell]

American beer is 5% alcohol and 95% horse piss.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I rate the metalness of Sorath's adventure 8/10.

It would be ten if he drove out the window on a motorcycle.

 

[NAD]

Just wait until he gets a motorcycle, it'll happen. Actually I predict he'll morph into a flaming skull and THEN fly out a window on his bike.

 

[Hell Mike]

Hooray for painkillers. I won't do it again. My (WTF is it called? Pelvis maybe?) broke in three places and it'sa bit dislocated and it hurts a bit.THe clothes were cut to shreds, I got the pants (camo-military stuff) back but mom threw 'em away I think and I don't think I will ever see my Arckanum t-shirt again.

 

[Hell Mike]

Oh, and had I just had seven fucken beers?? How is that possible? Anyway, I don't think I was OMFGLOL IN TEAHM WRTASSTED but still... I'm doing math here. Peter (My brother who lives in the apartment I jumped from) said there was none left and I bought 15 and I sold two to a my pals... did you STEAL the rest, erik?

 

[Erik]

No -- you drank 7, I drank 2 and left 1 in a glass (cause someone decided to jump out the window and I didn't get the chance to finish it, you sold 1, the half-Iran guy took at least 2... That makes 13 or so. Yeah, you weren't totally wasted. BTW how the fuck can your clothes be borked?

 

[JayKeeley]

You would have been ok if you drank some Red Bull. Apparently, it gives you wings.

*rimshot*

 

[Hell Mike]

I hate that half-iranian guy. Anyway, they cut the clothes away because I could have gotten a spinal injury and moving me could have paralyzed me. They always do that.
Dunno about permanent stuff, I hope I'll be back to normal after a few months on crutches.

 

[NAD]

My (WTF is it called? Pelvis maybe?) broke in three places and it'sa bit dislocated and it hurts a bit.

Fuckin' hell.

5 stars.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I stand by my 8/10 (4/5) rating.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Its still 5 stars, so no one gets hurt

 

[Erik]

lel
you should have said ODNT CUT MY ARCKANUM SHIRT OR WILL BEAT WITH STICK

 

[Ayeka]

My (WTF is it called? Pelvis maybe?) broke in three places and it'sa bit dislocated and it hurts a bit.

I'm hardly fucking surprised! that's crippling! How're crutches going to affect rocking out?

 

[mousewings]

Welcome back Mikael/Knoxville/Jackie Chan.

Too bad about the clothes. At least now you'll have something to tell your grandchildren about or at least the local neighbourhood kids. Half-Iranian and half-Swedish. He must look interesting. Why do you hate him? You can call him the mongrel guy or smth. That annoys the non-purebloods like hell.

 

[Erik]

I think he called him a "my pals", annoying enough he thought

 

[Hell Mike]

I didn't mind that guy much when I first met him since he's an anti-semite and stuff and that's always funny I think and we discussed killing italians in funny ways, but the more I meet him the more annoyed I get...

It's pretty bad for this to happen justwhen I've got Lethal a new drummer and rehearsalplace but I suppose we'll just waita while longer before we start actuallydoing stuff again.

 

[Erik]

I hated him after about three words from his mouth, fuck he was annoying

Hope I'll never see him again

 

[mousewings]

Why don't you guys kill him? Then, you'll never see him again. Or become very psychotic on one day and tell him to screw himself. Yep, first impressions can be deceiving. Some people I know I liked at first but later found out they were annoying... for others vice versa. Is this guy's mother Iranian or his dad?

Haha, mongrels. My family still sometimes call em that, even though for the Asian ones half of their ancestry is ours.

 

[Hell Mike]

Killing him (Or anyone else I hate/dislike) is not worth it because my freedom is worth very much more than their lives/deaths and the risk of getting caught is too big. If I was sure I could get rid of people easily and without risk or bad stuff (like jail) happening to me the world would be a better place... For me at least.
I don't know if it's his father ormother that's iranian, but it doesn't really show much to be honest, I didn't have a clue until he told me.