Hello, are you there?

Mark

Not blessed, or merciful
Apr 11, 2001
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- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?

:D
 
:D Great work Mark.
Have you heard a James Bond joke like this?
One man comes comes near to Van Damme and asks:

Hi what's your name?
He answers:
Damme
Van Damme
Claude Van Damme
Jan Claude Van Damme:D
 
Bloody 'ell, I think this is the last time I'll check the board drunk! You're gonna wake up the whole house! ;):D