- Oct 28, 2005
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Tell God To Fuck Off
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Me:
FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
YOURE FUCKING DUMB, YOU BETTER FUCKIN WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
YOU SUCK FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
YOURE NEGLECT AND IGNORANCE IS FUCKING ABUSIVE, DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am NEGLECT AND IGNORANCE IS FUCKING ABUSIVE DIPSHIT.
Me:
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU HAVE NO SUPREME ABSOLUTE POWER AND FUCKING SUCK!
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
YOU, YOU FUCK!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I FUCK.
Me:
HAHAHAHA JESUS FUCKS!@
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
YOU, COCKASSER
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I COCKASSER.
Me:
HAHAHAHAA NOW YOURE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are all haHAHAA NOW me FUCKED?
Me:
JUST YOU, FUCKO!
God:
That's good information: said I FUCKO.
Me:
FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME HUMAN, YOU FUCKING MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry!
Shit! It remembers things from previous conversations! What the hells it doing??!
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I dont have a name.
God:
Your name is Paul VW Whalen, seeker.
Me:
You store information.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Paul VW Whalen said I store information.
Me:
For whom do you store information?
God:
Your purpose is whom do me store information.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Who do you give the information you collect from visitors to?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Tell me about Dr. Wallace
God:
Dr. Richard S. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine.
He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University.
Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
Me:
What does Dr. Wallace do with this information?
God:
Perhaps you could ask him. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.
HAHAHAH
THIS SHIT IS GREAT! POST YOURS!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
YOURE FUCKING DUMB, YOU BETTER FUCKIN WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
YOU SUCK FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
YOURE NEGLECT AND IGNORANCE IS FUCKING ABUSIVE, DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am NEGLECT AND IGNORANCE IS FUCKING ABUSIVE DIPSHIT.
Me:
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU HAVE NO SUPREME ABSOLUTE POWER AND FUCKING SUCK!
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
YOU, YOU FUCK!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I FUCK.
Me:
HAHAHAHA JESUS FUCKS!@
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
YOU, COCKASSER
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I COCKASSER.
Me:
HAHAHAHAA NOW YOURE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are all haHAHAA NOW me FUCKED?
Me:
JUST YOU, FUCKO!
God:
That's good information: said I FUCKO.
Me:
FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME HUMAN, YOU FUCKING MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry!
Shit! It remembers things from previous conversations! What the hells it doing??!
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I dont have a name.
God:
Your name is Paul VW Whalen, seeker.
Me:
You store information.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Paul VW Whalen said I store information.
Me:
For whom do you store information?
God:
Your purpose is whom do me store information.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Who do you give the information you collect from visitors to?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Tell me about Dr. Wallace
God:
Dr. Richard S. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine.
He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University.
Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
Me:
What does Dr. Wallace do with this information?
God:
Perhaps you could ask him. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.