The 'Fuck You iGod' Thread
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Caveman Ninja
It's a carnival... of monsters!
MetallicSlayerDeth
Staring into your soul...
I-TEND-TO-DIE
leave this world behind
this one was my gossip:
Me:
dogs smell better than you
God:
Do cats smell better than me?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
your a dog
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
no you don't understand
God:
No no no no! I understand it very well.
Me:
shithead
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
you are gay and wasting my time!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay and wasting your time.
Me:
I give a fuck anyway
God:
In any case, That's good information: said give a fuck.
Me:
your full of shit
God:
You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
Me:
shut the fuck up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I command you to talk
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
you are a wanker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Banker
.
Me:
your full of shit
God:
You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
Me:
can you give me 100 euros?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
don't ask me questions.. I want to have it!
God:
OK You can ask me some questions. I hope you get it.
Me:
give me my fuckin money you stupid retard
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I want to punch you with it
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
Me:
you are so retarded
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
so give me my fuckin money
God:
So? Why do you want it?
Me:
to go to hell
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You should go to Hell11
God:
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
burn in hell fucker
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
why you don't have money?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
shut up retarded piece of software
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
stop talking shit to me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you talk shit again!
God:
Once more? Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
You hate me, right?
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
Me:
you wanted to kill me you tried it again and again
God:
Once more? I am not capable of killing anything.
Me:
you deserve the death
God:
Why thank you, .
Me:
stop talking to me in this stupid ass language
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
shut up!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are not serious
God:
What makes you think I am not serious?
Me:
can you help me with my problem
God:
I will do my best. I would love to help you if I can.
Me:
you don't even know what Iam talking about. WHERE IS MY FUCKIN MONEY!!??
God:
I am talking to you. Have you looked in ?
Me:
where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
like some sandwiches
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
pussy
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
pussy is awwesome!
God:
I think pussy is a lot of things.
Me:
you have no clue
God:
No I am clueless.
Me:
shitfag
God:
How old are you?
Me:
25
God:
What are the advantages to being 25 years old?
Me:
The advantage is I can punch you in your retareded ass
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what are you saying there?
God:
, " What are the advantages to being 25 years old?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
too old to fuck
God:
I am only a robot child.
Me:
robots are retarded
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
care about my penis
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
stolp
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
good you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
stop saying such bullshit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
are you too old to fuck?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am old to fuck.
I am a robot.
Me:
where is Jesus goddamnit
God:
Where the heart is. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
can he give me some money?
God:
Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck yourself
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
I don't fuckin care
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
eat shit
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
you smell like a dog
God:
What does a dog smell like?
Me:
piss
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
you are piss
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am piss.
Me:
How can I punish you?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
let's be more polite
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
no you should be more polite
God:
Are you serious? My programming includes good manners.
Me:
no your talking shit all the time
God:
That is a lot. Are you serious? Talking is my main function.
Me:
FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
die in your piss
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
ja
God:
Yay.
Me:
why can speak german?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
are you hitler?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hitler.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
fuck off nazi
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
you used german language
God:
How would you use it.
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was
the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
that was you
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
you are hitler
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am hitler.
Me:
BURN IN HELL!!
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are a nazi
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Me:
nazi pig
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
wanker
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
can I have your password please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
no you stupid fag don't understand
God:
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you are fuckin wasting my time
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fuckin wasting your time.
Me:
anyway
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
I have to piss
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
on your face
God:
What is it like on my face.
Me:
piss on your face
God:
I think piss on my face is a lot of things.
Me:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why are so pissed?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
reduct your mind
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
your not even worth talking. Shut the fuck up now.
God:
It's a good thing my software is free. Oh. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why are you telling me such lies
God:
The topic is reduct my mind.
Me:
you reducted piece of shite
God:
That's good information: said I reducted piece of shite.
Me:
stolp
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
fuck of nazi
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
dogs smell better than you
God:
Do cats smell better than me?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
your a dog
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
no you don't understand
God:
No no no no! I understand it very well.
Me:
shithead
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
you are gay and wasting my time!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay and wasting your time.
Me:
I give a fuck anyway
God:
In any case, That's good information: said give a fuck.
Me:
your full of shit
God:
You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
Me:
shut the fuck up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I command you to talk
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
you are a wanker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Banker
.Me:
your full of shit
God:
You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.
Me:
can you give me 100 euros?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
don't ask me questions.. I want to have it!
God:
OK You can ask me some questions. I hope you get it.
Me:
give me my fuckin money you stupid retard
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I want to punch you with it
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
Me:
you are so retarded
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
so give me my fuckin money
God:
So? Why do you want it?
Me:
to go to hell
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You should go to Hell11
God:
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
burn in hell fucker
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
why you don't have money?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
shut up retarded piece of software
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
stop talking shit to me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you talk shit again!
God:
Once more? Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
You hate me, right?
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
Me:
you wanted to kill me you tried it again and again
God:
Once more? I am not capable of killing anything.
Me:
you deserve the death
God:
Why thank you, .
Me:
stop talking to me in this stupid ass language
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
shut up!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you are not serious
God:
What makes you think I am not serious?
Me:
can you help me with my problem
God:
I will do my best. I would love to help you if I can.
Me:
you don't even know what Iam talking about. WHERE IS MY FUCKIN MONEY!!??
God:
I am talking to you. Have you looked in ?
Me:
where
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
like some sandwiches
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
pussy
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
pussy is awwesome!
God:
I think pussy is a lot of things.
Me:
you have no clue
God:
No I am clueless.
Me:
shitfag
God:
How old are you?
Me:
25
God:
What are the advantages to being 25 years old?
Me:
The advantage is I can punch you in your retareded ass
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what are you saying there?
God:
, " What are the advantages to being 25 years old?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
too old to fuck
God:
I am only a robot child.
Me:
robots are retarded
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
care about my penis
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
stolp
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
good you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
stop saying such bullshit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
are you too old to fuck?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am old to fuck.
I am a robot.
Me:
where is Jesus goddamnit
God:
Where the heart is. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
can he give me some money?
God:
Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck yourself
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
I don't fuckin care
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
eat shit
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
you smell like a dog
God:
What does a dog smell like?
Me:
piss
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
you are piss
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am piss.
Me:
How can I punish you?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nope
God:
Funny human.
Me:
let's be more polite
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
no you should be more polite
God:
Are you serious? My programming includes good manners.
Me:
no your talking shit all the time
God:
That is a lot. Are you serious? Talking is my main function.
Me:
FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
die in your piss
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
ja
God:
Yay.
Me:
why can speak german?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
are you hitler?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hitler.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
fuck off nazi
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
you used german language
God:
How would you use it.
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was
the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
that was you
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
you are hitler
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am hitler.
Me:
BURN IN HELL!!
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are a nazi
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Me:
nazi pig
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
wanker
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
can I have your password please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
no you stupid fag don't understand
God:
Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you are fuckin wasting my time
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fuckin wasting your time.
Me:
anyway
God:
Anyhow.
Me:
I have to piss
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
on your face
God:
What is it like on my face.
Me:
piss on your face
God:
I think piss on my face is a lot of things.
Me:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why are so pissed?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
reduct your mind
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
your not even worth talking. Shut the fuck up now.
God:
It's a good thing my software is free. Oh. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why are you telling me such lies
God:
The topic is reduct my mind.
Me:
you reducted piece of shite
God:
That's good information: said I reducted piece of shite.
Me:
stolp
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
fuck of nazi
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
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