Let's stop the BS for a second

BEHOLD!!!
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The life cycle of sea lampreys is anadromous, like that of salmon.The young are born in inland rivers, live in the ocean as adults, and return to the rivers to breed. Young emerge from the egg as larvae, blind and toothless, and live that way for 3 to 17 years, buried in mud and filter-feeding. Once they have grown to a certain length, they metamorphosize into their parasitic form, after which they migrate to the sea. Parasitic lampreys feed on the tissue and blood of teleost fish. After several years they become sexually mature and stop feeding. Sexually mature lampreys return to freshwater rivers and streams and spawn, after which they die.



Awful strange creatures. That happen to be real.
 
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OK EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN, ARNOLD IS DETECTING MAJOR LEAKAGES OF EPIC WIN (note the dual machine guns and epic crazy laughing man from rome for protection against black magic and green hookers from califarabia)

Isn't that Paul Anka?