(the state requires a safety inspection of everything before you can renew license)
mechanic: "It passes on everything except wiper blades."
me: "ok?"
mechanic: "We can replace those for $11.99."
me: "What? How many, both?"
mechanic: "They both need replacing, and they're $11.99 each."
me: "Are you talking to me?"
mechanic: "Um, yes sir."
me: "I don't see no one else here 'cept that woman who slurps her lunch no matter what it is. So you must be talking to me."
mechanic: "If we don't fix the wipers, you have to bring the car back and have it reinspected."
me: "Que?"
mechanic: "No, that won't cost extra."
me: "My pants have no pleats."
mechanic: "See you at 5pm!"
mechanic: "It passes on everything except wiper blades."
me: "ok?"
mechanic: "We can replace those for $11.99."
me: "What? How many, both?"
mechanic: "They both need replacing, and they're $11.99 each."
me: "Are you talking to me?"
mechanic: "Um, yes sir."
me: "I don't see no one else here 'cept that woman who slurps her lunch no matter what it is. So you must be talking to me."
mechanic: "If we don't fix the wipers, you have to bring the car back and have it reinspected."
me: "Que?"
mechanic: "No, that won't cost extra."
me: "My pants have no pleats."
mechanic: "See you at 5pm!"
