totalled my car and got a new job

[Lunar Still]

Will there...really be hookers. >_>


<_<

If you've got the cash, big boy.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

russell charges A LOT, john

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm going to send Eric over to that pizza place to order a family sausage every morning - you know, as soon as he gets drunk.

you mean he's taking breaks?

 

[Lunar Still]

Well I assume he won't continue drinking once he passes out.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i think he's just gonna hook himself up to a booze-IV

 

[EricT]

I thought car was a euphemism for vagina, and the thread was going to be about how Will wrecked it with a celery stalk and 2 unripe bananas.

Disappointed. As. Hell.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

cars are annoying when they get in the way of the intersection, but 5 foot snow banks are gayer.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I thought car was a euphemism for vagina, and the thread was going to be about how Will wrecked it with a celery stalk and 2 unripe bananas.

nope, the only green thing to go into my vagina is will's syphillis-infected cock.

 

[neal]

and yet, they keep giving these broads drivers licenses. unreal.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

cars are annoying when they get in the way of the intersection, but 5 foot snow banks are gayer.

fucking lame

 

[EricT]

and yet, they keep giving these broads drivers licenses. unreal.

There's no kitchen in a car.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

There's no kitchen in a car.

well... i did find a half-eaten sandwich, courtesy of my dad's ingenuity, in the console when i was taking stuff out before the car got towed away.

 

[EricT]

Did you make the sandwich?

 

[Lunar Still]

nope, the only green thing to go into my vagina is will's syphillis-infected cock.

RL lolz

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Did you make the sandwich?

no... *sighs and lowers head in shame*

 

[deathstrike from hell]

I thought car was a euphemism for vagina, and the thread was going to be about how Will wrecked it with a celery stalk and 2 unripe bananas.

Disappointed. As. Hell.

holy shit thats funny

 

[Liverslapper]

*haven't been on the board for a few days*




glad your ok Laura, sorry i couldn't reply sooner.

 

[Bacchante]

I wonder how you answered any of the questions during the interview. I would be a complete mess after a car accident!

I'm glad you're ok! A close friend of mine was also in an accident on the same day as you.
Blame it on the eclipse?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, i dunno, after the initial sobbing mess i was at the scene of the accident, i managed to pull off a few hrs of work and the interview more or less fine. those questions are so ridiculous, though. "tell me about a time when you had to assist a customer in a difficult situation" - christ, as long as you don't say "i'd tell the customer to stop being so fucking difficult and come back later" you're fine. i've only had two job interviews (walmart and home depot) but the only way i passed the interviews was by saying the exact opposite of what i wanted to say.

 

[Will Bozarth]

the only way i passed the interviews was by saying the exact opposite of what i wanted to say.

welcome to america. this is how you get a job