I'm Having Surgery. And HAD A Hit-And-Run Accident, yay!

[Mike]

i had 2 bumper to bumper incidents, the first i was behind a white mini van and i was in my cavalier which has the plastic unpainted bumpers. So he's at a stop sign and he starts to go, so i watch to the left and start to edge up and then bang. I hit him, but it was at like 2 mph rolling forward... so i gave him my insurance information and my phone number. There was no marks or anything, mut i made sure he had my info incase i knocked a sensor loose in the back (he had those sensors that tell you how close you are to something when backing up)

the second one, i was sitting at a red light and a car pulls up behind me, then like 10 seconds later, light is still red, i get SLAMMED and i get out and rush back to his driver side door because im ready to punch his fucking teeth in, stupid kid... so i look at my bumper... un painted plastic... looks fine, so i say fuck it and i leave.

Hope your surgery goes well.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I live in the land of fucktard drivers. I was once clipped by a guy not wanting to wait for the light to turn green on a right turn... I wasn't in a car, i was walking. He slowed down when he knew he hit me but then gunned it. It was too dark to get his license.

And another time I guy barrled past and nearly took my arm with his mirror. He stopped long enough to scream at me before driving off. I'm not a violent person, but had I been armed I would have unloaded into his face.

Bone spurs no fun. I hope you have minimal fuss with it.

 

[Chromatose]

sounds like you need some mexican food for lunch on sunday

 

[CF87]

If you know where the person lives go kill them!

 

[Reminiscence]

Mexician food rocks my world. The only thing about my upcoming visit to the States that I'm looking forward to.

 

[Captain Beard]

sounds like you need some mexican food for lunch on sunday

I was invited too, but can't get there due to work.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I was invited too, but can't get there due to work.

and due to californie. Cara and I also invite you to Braums for a chocolate marshmallow sundae. Mmmm.

*waves to derick* see you at el penis

 

[Captain Beard]

No, you don't seem to realize if I hopped in the car with some gas money I could theoretically be there by the dinner date. But work prevents this

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

No, you don't seem to realize if I hopped in the car with some gas money I could theoretically be there by the dinner date. But work prevents this

Damn the retards.

 

[Calamitas1786]

HEY!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Hi, how are you?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I always drive high yet I've managed to avoid trouble so far