Hello, everyone!

[U[Sic]M]

Hi ,
well, as a first post here, I thought that I would introduce myself. Since the In Flames-forum *wipe tear from eye* is no more I thought that this one could fill my discussion-needs. So, I am basically an In Flames-fan with nowhere to go. And since I´ve heard - and this might just as well be on of those unsubstantiated rumours - that Dark Tranquillity and In Flames are really tight and best buddies there just might be a chance for me to find other in Flames-fans here *crosses fingers*.

Well, I don´t know if this is spam or not. I just didn´t want to intrude on any of the other threads here, because they seemed to be only for the most initiated of this forum and the whole page looked so busy and full of threads with at least 3 pages of posts that I didn´t want to barge in and disturb on. So, a million, billion and gazillion apologies if I have angered anyone with this; it was sincerely not my intention to do so.

Anyway, I hope to experience many long and insightful discussions here in the future.

And by the way, I´ve heard from far and wide that there is a certain "Swedish Apeboy" roaming the hallowed halls of this forum. Is this true?

Once again, Hello!, to everyone and Swedish Apeboy (if he really truly does exist)!

Yours genuinely,
U[Sic]M

 

[Salamurhaaja]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10475

just a hint

 

[seventi]

Originally posted by Salamurhaaja
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10475

just a hint

That is the way to go Salumarhaaja!!!

This dude is a shitty rip off of Mattias. More action on this board...is not what I want!
I'm getting tired of morons

 

[Misanthrope]

*gets his .45*

*starts shooting*

Welcome you blind piece of shit, since you apparently dont use your eyes ill keep em

*takes the newbie's eyes off with a metal spoon*

Misanthrope ( violent spamophobic )

 

[mousewings]

Come on people,

he obviously was afraid of being hit on if he posted in the "I'm New" thread.

Welcome to the board, U[Sic]M. I'm an In Flames fan too.

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by mousewings
Come on people,

he obviously was afraid of being hit on if he posted in the "I'm New" thread.

Let be honest here, he wouldn't get hit on in a boxing match

 

[U[Sic]M]

Why, thank you, Mousewings, for making me feel welcome. It´s nice to see at least one friendly face here (well, two if you count Salamurhaaja too).

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Hearse
I actually posted on In Flames board too, mostly Jennifer Lopez Pics but what else you can ask?

Welcome

Thanks.

And about posting all them pics of Jennifer Lopez - you are forgiven.

 

[Hiljainen]

Welcome U[Sic]M

 

[Salamurhaaja]

I think I would be at least a bit scared if I was counting me as a friendly face (<- that don't make much sense, does it?)

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Salamurhaaja
I think I would be at least a bit scared if I was counting me as a friendly face (<- that don't make much sense, does it?)

No, it didn´t. But I think I got it anyhow.

Thanks, Hiljainen.

And so, does anyone know who the mythical Swedish Apeboy is, then?

 

[Siren]

Welcome.

If you search this forum a bit i'm sure you'll find a comment somewhere about Swedish Apeboy, but it's one of those i didn't get and so i dont recall where i saw it. You'll also find a link to some ppl's signatures of the Unofficial In Flames forum.

And next time you plan on being a newbie here post in the "I'm new" thread.


Edit: Nice link there, brought back memories *sigh*

 

[Gums]

Yeah, he's been to the unofficial board many times

I think he got banned

 

[Gums]

He's another Mattias (some of his posts):


Yeah, ´cause all metalfans are super extremely hot and sexy-looking...they don´t need them cracker jack-clothes to cover up their muscular bodies and enticing curvatures. Yaay, damn right, yah, you go!!111!


Yeah, ´cause it´s if you´re metal at heart that matters. Yah, true warriors of steel don´t care about clothes, style, hair, chicks or anything. They just care about the metal flowing in their veins, whilst they whack off to chicks who care about clothes, style and hair. Yahh, yaahh!!!1!

What in the Holy Jotun´s name are you laughing at!!????+1!? This is some serious shit right here, man! What with all the disillusioned In Flames-fans who had nowhere to go??!!!1 Huh, what about them??+ Are you mocking them?+!!1 Aren´t you a true fAn??!!!1+?

 

[mousewings]

Poor Mattias (if he got banned).

 

[rahvin]

welcome u[sic]m. i'm moving this thread to where it belongs in a minute... just wanted to give you some time to get familiar with the new surroundings.

did you know that yesterday was the greatest day ever? :hotjump:

rahvin.

 

[seventi]

did you know that yesterday was the greatest day ever?

Originally posted by Hearse
Was it!?
What happened!?

He lost his virginity

 

[U[Sic]M]

Yes, thanks to all who´ve welcomed me. Didn´t mean to stir something up by posting a whole new thread just to introduce myself...

Don´t listen to seventi or Gums, they´ve got some unexplicable beef with me (and seventi: your unnatural fixation with Mattias o.t.N. has got to end, for your sake and all others´).

 

[hyena]

Well, I have a theory.
There is this guy called [Sic] on the unofficial IF board. And there is this guy called U[Sic]M here. I think they're the same guy, and I also think they both are Mattias. Check the thread started by [Sic] on the IF board and compliment me on my supernatural intuition.

h

 

[Gums]

Originally posted by hyena
Well, I have a theory.
There is this guy called [Sic] on the unofficial IF board. And there is this guy called U[Sic]M here. I think they're the same guy, and I also think they both are Mattias. Check the thread started by [Sic] on the IF board and compliment me on my supernatural intuition.

h

Yah.. they both use the phrase 'swedish apeboy' quite a bit, among other things