Hello, my name is new

I'm new


  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .
Tut's Zombified Corpse said:
-Well, i learned in school that children come from the bottom of their moms
¿¿¿¿¿ARE YOU A SHIT???? 8|

Well, as far as I'm concerned, babies get out of their mother's body by the... uh... vagina? but not by their assholes. Maybe I misunderstood you, but I thought that you were using Bottom as a synonym of Ass. o_O

Ignore me, please...

By the way... back to the topic:

I didn't vote for anything, because I don't say "hello" nor "hi". I say "fuck off" or other phrases I learnt from Machine Head's or Children Of Bodom's songs.

and im Decarabia here.
I am not. I am Alex.

How are you?
I want to go to the toilet, but I am lazy enough to remain sitting here in front of the computer until my vital organs explode.

What do you do for a living?
I sacrifice people in the name of God. But only in my free time, not as a job.

How did you learn about Children of Bottom?
I was sitting in a toilet and the reflection of my asshole spoke to my real ass. They chatted up each other, and they began to talk about interests in life, family, and favourite groups... that's where the reflected-asshole told my bottom about that fascinating band!

Do you cuddle after sex?
Don't feed the pigeons, please!

Why do my pretty thread got deleted?
Because yes.

I like polls.
I do too.
 
this is how the mutiny is begun.
you no welcome foreign speaker into metal forum.
even though he holds the key to knowledge.
and he strikes down his foot and says I WILL NOT LEAVE!
then you press the delete key and scream "CENSORSHIP IS KING!"
mutiny... I've been marooned. :(
 
I'm not in your little clique so you delete my thraed. I have a nice thread, my thread is about plenty of things, my thread is about getting to know you. I want to know you... and I want to know how you greet me. I greet you with hi and you tell me you.

I feel unwelcome.
 
Decarabia said:
I'm not in your little clique so you delete my thraed. I have a nice thread, my thread is about plenty of things, my thread is about getting to know you. I want to know you... and I want to know how you greet me. I greet you with hi and you tell me you.

I feel unwelcome.
Ummm.......what was your last thread about? It wouldn't be deleted unless it was true nonsense.
 
it goes against my principles to post in a troll's thread but anyway, fyi for the people that don't frequent Seriously Off Topic, decarabia is someone with a 2nd (or nth) account to troll, so don't bother to get into serious dialogues
 
SSJ4SephirothX said:
Ummm.......what was your last thread about? It wouldn't be deleted unless it was true nonsense.
I just wanted to know how people preferred there fecal sex.

EagleFlyFree said:
it goes against my principles to post in a troll's thread but anyway, fyi for the people that don't frequent Seriously Off Topic, decarabia is someone with a 2nd (or nth) account to troll, so don't bother to get into serious dialogues
What is ur problem, dude? What in the earth have I done to you? I have been nothing but honest... all I want is acceptense. Is that so much to ask without you constantly hindering me and calling me a troll! I don't call you a gnome?

[qute=Stun]Greetings Decarabia... ;)[/quote]
I thank u!!!!
 
What is ur problem, dude? What in the earth have I done to you? I have been nothing but honest... all I want is acceptense. Is that so much to ask without you constantly hindering me and calling me a troll!

Is it just me or that looks like a quote taken straight out of that movie "The Elephant Man"? :lol:
 
So I walk into this bar and there's this guy and he tips his hat, like this, and who do you think that guy was? Emelio Estevez, the Mighty Duck Man, I was like EMELIOOOOOOOOO!!!