Help me choose a mid-priced electric guitar.

[NAD]

THAT would give me a headache. That's just weird!

"Oh shit I broke 14 strings, better get a new set..."

 

[NAD]

You fuckers are killing me...

I knew a dude in high school that hated bass. He literally fucking hated it, I'd have a picture of a bass in my folder or something, and he'd say "bass is dumb." He also looked like a cross between Baby Huey and Kurt Cobain and was a total fucking retard, so it didn't bother me much.

 

[JayKeeley]

NAD in his old age playing "Anasthesia - Pulling Teeth", folk style:

 

[NAD]

You might want to copyright that Duplo bit, fucking classic.

This thread didn't really go in direction I planned, I should've realized if I wanted guitar advice I needed to start a thread about modern American corporate infastructure then slowly slipped in a picture of an Ibanez saying it was the Best. Guitar. Evar. and let the threadjack ensue.

 

[NAD]

Nah, that place is flooded with idiots now. There's a handful of real knowledgeable types but then some really stooooooooopid ones. Might search an old thread there though, I know this has come up umpteen times.

 

[JayKeeley]

Either way, when you do get a guitar, make sure you learn how to play the tune that accompanies this picture:

And then squeal like a pig.

 

[NAD]

Already know that one.

Well, I used to. Tried to play it not long ago and forgot. Better lose my shoes so I can relearn it.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

NAD the guitar I posted is a Jackson Warrior XT model. Runs from $350-500 usually. Theres also like a WG (or something like that) model with different pickups and black chrome hardware I believe.

 

[NAD]

I want this instead:

*droooooooooooooooool*

But this is $379 instead of $1500:

And this is $299:

Hmm...

 

[NAD]

Wait, Jenna Jameson plays Jacksons! SOLD!!!

:Smug:

 

[NAD]

All but the skulls looking one are under $600. They don't sell these at Sam Ash so I can't get the 15 months no payments / no interest bit though.

 

[JayKeeley]

Wow, Jenna Jameson looks like she's lost some of that puppy fat. She looks pretty lean now.

I think she's holding a Randy Rhoads flying V - the type Dave Mustaine plays now.

It's coming...

 

[JayKeeley]

All but the skulls looking one are under $600. They don't sell these at Sam Ash so I can't get the 15 months no payments / no interest bit though.

Heh, and that's the Marty Friedman design.

 

[NAD]

And all things return to the new Megadeth.

I don't like King V / Rhoades / Flying V guitars, you can't sit down with them sumbitches.

 

[NAD]

Not the Friedman price though, his is like $2,000. I'm sure it's nice and all, but I don't need quite that expensive of a guitar.

There used to be an Ibanez Satriani style for like $800 with a gorgeous natural finish, if I could find one of those I'd probably buy it. Then play simple power chords all day in Satch inspired greatness.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

on musicians friend: $799

 

[NAD]

Shit that's a sweet deal for a real Les Paul.

 

[JayKeeley]

I don't like King V / Rhoades / Flying V guitars, you can't sit down with them sumbitches.

That's what all bass players say.

Randy Rhoads > Rocky Road > Rocky > Dolph Lundgren > Van Damme > Hoover Dam

 

[NAD]

sitting down to play > standing up to play

Unless jamming with other people or playing a gig, but I need a guitar for recording purposes only.

 

[NAD]

Randy Rhoads > Rocky Road > Rocky > Dolph Lundgren > Van Damme > Hoover Dam

This is awesome.