here are a few reasons why i am kind of lame

i cant drink vitamin water because it literally is half sugar! but i got it for my roommate because he was all dehydrated.
 
Well, where can I get a yes man? I don't like anything blown up my ass, but I do like to hear someone yell "HELL YEAH!" every now and then.

And why 3-6pm? All the trips to the liquor store I've been involved in have occured after 8pm. Is that part of the time difference between east coast and the midwest? Or am I just hanging out with losers?

Or.. am I a los-... nah, that's not it.