Hetfield presumed dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PiNkMaGGiT]

Holy fuck, I came across this on another forum not even associated with metal, but check this shit out.

http://james.hetfield.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

I know St. Anger kinda sucked my nuts, but jesus...

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

I'll be the first to admit that this seems a little dodge... Let's hope that I'm right.

 

[Brett]

You know theres gonna be a lot of people saying "YAY! I hope he's dead!"

I hope he's alright even though I think the story is a fake.

If it was real, it would be all over MTV, and Yahoo.

 

[Darth Grimby]

Take the URL:

http://james.hetfield.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

and tweak it to say this:

http://harrison.ford.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/actorplane.php

It's fake.

 

[Brooks]

Oh my god! Warrel Dane was killed in the ]exact same crash!

http://warrel.dane.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

 

[kiyardo]

So was Michael Moore
http://michael.moore.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/actorplane.php

 

[FretsAflame]

Dude, I didn't know jesus was a rocker. Well, at least HE rises from the dead...

http://jesus.christ.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

 

[MajestikMøøse]

You know theres gonna be a lot of people saying "YAY! I hope he's dead!"
QUOTE]

YAY! I hope he's DEAD!

 

[Zob Rombie]

i found out it was fake because i clicked the link at the bottom that said "about this website" and it tells you alll about it being a hoax

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Check this one out

http://Lord.of.Metal.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

Lord of Metal Shatters the world record for mastrubation!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Or even better yet...

http://Jeff.Loomis.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/fountain.php

Jeff Loomis is the Fountain of Youth!!!

so this is where his youth potion comes from...... ewww.....

 

[Steve]

http://your.mom.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/fountain.php

 

[neal]

FACT: Americans traveling abroad often wear Canadian Flag patches on their clothing to recieve better services and treatment from the countries they are travelling in, and to escape the hatred of those whom hate America.

CONCLUSION: Americans are poser Canadians.

they dont get figured out by the lack of a canadian accent? i guess you do a hackjob and just say 'eh?' after everything.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Check this one out

http://Lord.of.Metal.swellserver.co...worldrecord.php

Lord of Metal Shatters the world record for mastrubation!!!



YAAAHOOO!!!!!! It was hard, but I busted my balls, boned and jacked my way to the top, and shot the loads of naysayers down.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today"

YES!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"36 orgasms in a 24 hour period"

Wow, I didn't even realize that....I kind of lost count around 7.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

FACT: Americans traveling abroad often wear Canadian Flag patches on their clothing to recieve better services and treatment from the countries they are travelling in, and to escape the hatred of those whom hate America.

CONCLUSION: Americans are poser Canadians.

they dont get figured out by the lack of a canadian accent? i guess you do a hackjob and just say 'eh?' after everything.

actually thats a myth, we do not say "eh". We just are a bunch of toque wearing Lumberjacks and curlers.

here is some information about canada for the uninformed american.

and we are all proud canadians... eh devy?

devy agrees with me.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Sorry, if you can't read it, the text on that .gif should read


"Canada is a vast land of ice and snow located directly north to the USA. Approximately 27 million people, known as eskimos, inhabit the country, the vast majority of whom inhabit igloos, or "ice houses". The favoured means of transportation is the dog sled. Canada's chief exports are beer and hockey. In the war of 1812 Canada faught the USA to a stalemate which ended the northward territorial aspirations of our southern neighbours. Today the two countries remain close friends."

 

[neal]

yeh we all (americans) like to diss canada for fun, but its one of a few other places i would consider living. like vancouver in BC. its loose on weed and has lots of nice mountains for snowboarding. sign me up!
-neal

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

:d