Hey any of you bastards part of the blackout?

[Gums]

man that sucked having no electricity for so long.. and still can't use hardly any power. IT BLOWS
fuckers
anyways, giggalos, my brother sent me this article that explains it all. FINALLY WE KNOW WHY THE POWER FAILURE OCCURED!

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/infernalcombustion/news.aspx?newsitemID=100

 

[Gums]

Oh by the way today at work I was sawing a tree and I cut my finger with a saw and there was blood EVERYWHERE and the lady started flipping out and i thought she was gonna seizure and i was laughing and covering the blood with my shirt it was fucking crazy !

 

[froosch]

Wow, and I thought Lost Horizon were dorks. That is easily the funniest thing I've seen all summer.


And the outage didn't affect me much, I stayed at work where we have a generator.

 

[ShadowOfFire]

Bet your ass I was. Fucking 4 days without cable! I almost died than I just watched a shit load of movies and music.

 

[neal]

hahaha manowar should eat a bag of hell.
-neal

 

[Gums]

hey neal whats this governor business? Would you dare run against Arnold (the Austrian Oak)
I'd be surprised if you weren't the epitome of the modern day perfect man

 

[Gadlor]

Neal is in fact running for governer of California (he can even pronounce it correctly!). I am his campaign manager. Soon we shall have promotional posters available for you to fawn over.
-neal'scampaignmanager

 

[froosch]

I think I'm gonna go live in the woods of upstate New York with Manowar. Of even better, I'll live with them for half a year and keep a journal recording what they do. Then at the end of the six month period, I will release a documentary on Animal Planet about the rare, elusive Manowar member and their unusual customs and rituals.

 

[Final_Vision]

hahaha manowar should eat a bag of hell.
-neal

This should be your political policy.

 

[Gums]

No, it should be 'when the sun goes down and the something something gets bigger, how many bitches wanna fuck this nigga'

 

[Gadlor]

i do believe it's

'as the sun goes down
and my game gets bigger
how many bitches wanna fuck this nigga'



...and i've never even heard the song.

 

[Final_Vision]

put bag of hell in there somewhere and your set

 

[neal]

and their unusual customs and rituals.

sex with each other.
-neal

 

[froosch]

sex with each other.
-neal

Good point. I'll have to keep my distance. Maybe if I keep perfectly still they won't see me. I'll be sure not to wear denim or leather so they don't try to welcome me as one of their kind if I get caught. I'll bring good music to repel them if it comes to it.

 

[neal]

I'll be sure not to wear denim or leather so they don't try to welcome me as one of their kind

hahahaha good stuff.
-neal