hey doomsniffer

[lizard]

I saw it was your birthday yesterday and then you mentioned it a day early in a drinking thread so I didn't post but happy b-day motherfucker!

If I ever write a great pulp bestselling novel I'll hire you as my bodyguard, you fucking beefsteak

 

[Krilons Resa]

Thanks ya fucker.

I'll gladly be your bodyguard. We could drink the best of ales, fart the best of farts, and have the best of laughs.

 

[lizard]

We can hire nad to be our Smexican landscaper.