hey everyone, please define this for me

"tractor blade"

Laura just said it, and I think she's retarded.

"Amongst the arsenal of the Galactic Hordes, the Tractor Blade is the most feared. It can consume souls from a radius of more than a mile and at a rate whose maximum range has never been calculated. The fastest measurement clocked the Blade at 300 souls per minute in April of 2241."
 
Imageboards are imageboards. I'm not willing to sort through reams of child porn and bestiality to find a mildly amusing picture, though.
 
Actually 3/4 of my shit is from UG. The other quarter is from the various chans.