Quoting Shakespeare is so prog. This is my translation:
"YOU FUCKING FAG, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL BUT YOU'RE NOT! BECAUSE YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT MAN? YOUR SUCCESS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR CRAPPY WORDS, IDIOT, FUCK YOU! IT'S BECAUSE I'M LISTENING TO YOUR CRAP! FUCK YOOUUU!!!!! FUCK YOUUUU!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!"
In other words, you're quite pissed.
By the way, why does your board have to be so hopelessly gay? Why must it take 2 hours to be able to post something, and why must the board not work at all half the time? I demand better working conditions if you expect me to stay here. Tell Deron to fix up all the problems.