Hey guys, I have a column over at Metalsucks! Check it out.

Ey what are you gunna do.

They asked me to do it and I was excited to do something like this. I'm pretty used to the abuse based on the band at this point. Some of those message boards straight up are just loaded with shitdicks.

It's meant to be entertaining so, fuck it.
 
You owe me six thousand dollars. And a cadillac.
haha

Love the Glengarry Glen Ross reference, stoked to read your upcoming columns man.