Hey MR.Akerfeldt I have vinyl records

what the fuck?

Mike, I have copy of opeth's ghost reveries. What's your address and I'll send it to you.

oh no, it's nothing. you're welcome.
 
As a special gift to all you fine people who joined this thread with your waste of time comments I have a picture of my nutsack to send out so leave your address and it will be on the way enjoy
 
Thread of the year.

"hey, mr. akerfeldt, i brought these records for you."-in a small child's voice
"aww, thanks little buddy, but i kind of already have those."
"oh.....ok."-sad childs voice
 
So I checked out your band you guys suck balls are you serious with this shit don't quit your day job son peace
 
one time, someone threw a Rick Wakeman vinyl in my yard, and I opened it up, and there was a frog swimming in beer.