HEY PHASOM

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

you can't buy booze at safeway in MARYLAND either.

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY



and it's a metaphorical "you"

no you as in you

Oh? I remember a beer run in Alberta... and I---NOT SAFEWAY. Fuck, Just remembered. It was Superstore. They have some sort of liquor depot isolated from the main store.

Anyway, I don't think Safeway even exists in Eastern Canada. (never seen one in Toronto)

 

[Chromatose]

maybe this problem of reuben's is more of a quantum mechanics issue then

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Like that episode in Star Trek TNG when there are like, a thousand Enterprises!?

QUANTUM SIGNATURES?!

UNIVERSES VIBRATING AT DIFFERENT FREQUENCIES?!

CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS?!

CHILDE ROLAND TO THE DARK TOWER CAME!??!

HAMMERS OF MISFORTUNE!?!?

 

[Chromatose]

AND TWO VAGINAS?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

9:26

*tear*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

This is actually going to help me fall asleep soon!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

There's semen in my pants, and it's for you!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Do not let it dry, man!

That little -tongue on the flagpole- situation is dastardly!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

*2nd anniversary!*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

AND TWO VAGINAS?

that is SO hot

 

[MajestikMøøse]

HEY PENGUIN REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET?

we were so young, so innocent....



and then we fucked each other's little handpuppet brains out

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

haha... ahh... barely.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, that's because I slipped some sedatives in your drink.


MOVING ON!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

USE MSN YOU MOOSE BITCH

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ALRIGHT ALREADY