hey, should i be in a cradle of filth video?

[coelacanth_M]

they asked my friend to direct their next video, and are discussing ideas now. my friend asked me if i'd possibly be interested in being in the video if they agree with his ideas.

aren't cradle of filth videos all like naked fanged white chicks with big boobies holding whips? :-/

 

[IanDork107]

they're major label now. boobies are prolly a no no. i say go for it if it doesn't seem degrading.

 

[coelacanth_M]

haha also, asian girls don't have any boobies to show anyway.

 

[IanDork107]

yes, they're sexy like little boys

 

[FuSoYa]

yes yes totally omg~!

 

[lizard]

you should totally do it. see, cradle of filth is trying to bust out (oops inadvertent pun) of their stereotype of burly women and feature the (to the american masses) exotic nature of the inscrutable sensuality of the asian siren.

or something.

 

[FuSoYa]

Actually I would bet that Mia's friend is the one with the agenda

 

[lizard]

ah, and that would make sense...

these directors, they're all the same.

 

[FuSoYa]

you should see this guy's body of work and then repeat that last sentiment of yours x1827394

 

[lizard]

haha I get the picture...

has he worked with any names I might recognize

 

[avi]

actually CoF is no longer major label- I do believe they just recently signed with Nuclear Blast after a one-off with Sony.

so, maybe the copious boobage is back?

 

[xfer]

ahaha i think i know who this friend is now

 

[mindspell]

Roadrunner, I don't think the boobage will be back, they are quite stiff on that nowadays over there..

 

[xfer]

huh huh, "stiff"

 

[avi]

right, Roadrunner. They are pretty much a major label nowadays in the way they do business from what I understand.

 

[exciar28]

I have seen lots of CoF videos and I say being in their video is fucking degrading. Sorry, Dani, but it's true.

 

[Astral Poetry]

Ewwww, roadrunner? They are primarily nu-metal shite. I'd say no, but meh, could be fun.

 

[lizard]

I have a friend who ventured out to ozzfest this year and saw CoF ... in daylight. seriously lacking menace in the light.

 

[avi]

they were kinda fun when I saw them on their first US tour. I'm not too into the music, but at least they know how to entertain. black metal go-go dancers may be ridiculous, but they are still kinda rad in that whole metalhead teenage boy way.

 

[steak-knife]

id accept to appear in that video and try to stab their bass player.