hola chicos y chicas - life updates

[Furious B]

hey guys! thought i'd stop by and actually say hi. it's been some time.

not sure if anyone remembers me here but i still come to this place and just lurk (i'm too lazy to log in apparently) and still love reading all the shit in here.

considering i kind of know what's up with you guys, here's what's going on with me:

today i graduate from college in Mortuary Science! i'm a little nervous and not really wanting to get out into the rat race at all. also, i had a realization: college doesn't do shit (or very little) for your employment prospects. employers want experience. ain't that a bitch after 4 years? oh wells... i have a pretty piece of paper now.

then at the end of the weekend on monday i am off to europe with a homie and we're going to be chillin' in germany+ austria for a couple weeks. never been to europe so i'm pretty excited.

btw, i have some metal gear i'm going to be getting rid of in the near future because i'm in some serious debt. if you're interested, here's what i'm getting rid of just pm me:

Agalloch - As Embers Dress the Sky t-shirt (M)
Agalloch - Of Stone, Wind, and Pillor long-sleeve (misprint only TEN made, holla JayKeeley!) (XL)
Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse longsleeve (XL)
Katatonia - Last Fair Deal Gone Down t-shirt (L)

maybe i'll post more upon my return, who knows?

love you cats. peace, love, hallelujah holla back.

~ B

ps. i used to wipe standing up like krigloch but i have since tried wiping while sitting down. it is more effective! i'm a believer! haha. i still wipe standing up too sometimes so you can consider me a practicioner of the jeet kune do of ass wiping.

 

[dorian gray]

kick ass

 

[EricT]

How much for the As Embers shirt?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Sup nikkuh.

o, and congrats !

 

[Reign in Acai]

Last night, I had a dream in which I murdered someone from this forum by continuously pummeling their face with my fists. I won't say who the user was, but EricT and Wolftribe were both at the scene weeping over the flattened body. They eventually scraped the limp, unrecognizable, carcass, which now resembled a life size play-doh creation from the carpet of the sanguineous affair. As they assisted the victim with all the carefulness of a virgin touching a breast for the very first time, I ran off with my accomplice Climb Thar to a nearby port, where we ran in to a nefarious middle aged fellow, dressed in all black, sporting a derby hat. This man was apparently going to get me out of this pickle, but the scene soon segued to a dream about pornographic pictionary.

 

[EricT]

Edit: Reply removed. Irrelevant now.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Relevant once again. Story re-submitted with double the details! :danceboy:

 

[EricT]

I don't remember what my reply was... Fucking short term memory.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Ellestin]

You're in serious debt AND you're travelling to Europe for a couple weeks? Does that compute in fact?

 

[Hell Mike]

Caelum Adustum is in Umeå atm yo peepz, how's that for globetrekkin?

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

i had a realization: college doesn't do shit (or very little) for your employment prospects. employers want experience. ain't that a bitch after 4 years? oh wells... i have a pretty piece of paper now.

First, congrats and best of luck!

Secondly, that statement is pretty fucking true. While I do believe that my schooling did help, I realized afterwards (as did you) that it doesn't do much for employment!