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Well Hello There my Evil Satanic Beezelbub Freewheel Burning Headbangin
Bubba Buddy. That smoke sure nuff knocked me on my Jim Sheppard
imitatin ass. Now I know why Warrel was laughin and callin it the
Lucky Charms bag o' weed I reckon. Warrel's a funny guy idinit he?
I dont know if I can hang with pirates last night. I reckon I havent
been this far gone since I smoked off Warrels bong last Sunday.
Tell me Bubba, have you seen Warrel's bong? I reckon I done never
seen me anything like this bad boy before. It's got a gas mask attached
to it. I thought Warrel had done lost his Dreaming Neon Mind! I said
what the blue blazes is there? You put the mask on so you're breathin
real air and then you smoke and get real real real stoned I'm telling you
bubba. I was higher than a Georgia Pine! And we were smokin til the
cows come home! And he kept on having these discussions about
how the new Exodus Cd Tempo of the Damned is reminiscent of some
post apocalyptic displacement rennaisance of who the hell knows
but he just was goin on about martyred angels and gateways to eden
in the palm of my hand and I thought he was talking about those 3 porno
starlets we was gonna be entertaining later than night. Jim videotaped.
We was callin him the Evil Camera Lie. Something about a camera always
lying. I reckon I was so confused I dont know whether to scratch my
watch or wind my butt that mary jane was just simply goddamn off the
chain bubba! Naked Twister with Porno Starlets is so much fun, I love
it, I really do! Now thats, off the chain! Hillary going on break in 2
days just sucks serious ass. I love my wife, I really do, but she's such
a nazi!
Well Bubba it's time to smoke 2 joints and crank some Judas
Priest, I just love that Desert Plains
-Bill