Holy Havoc on #christian

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

* Now talking in #christian
* Topic is 'http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/montell_jordan/lets_ride/i_say_yes/'
* Set by Susan_!Susan@1Cust226.tnt1.sfo8.da.uu.net on Thu Jul 08 09:01:46
<_Jesus_> I have come
<_Jesus_> to inform my followers
<_Jesus_> that
<_Jesus_> I have converted to Islam
<_Jesus_> that is the true faith now
<_Jesus_> now go blow up a neighbor in my name
* _Jesus_ masturbates in the name of Allah
* _Allah_ has joined #christian
<_Allah_> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
<_Jesus_> behold!
<_Allah_> you little twerp!
<_Allah_> I accept you into My religion
<_Allah_> under My kind and loving light
<_Allah_> and you jerk off in my name?!
<_Jesus_> Sorry... but your most holy of light gave me a hardon
<_Allah_> HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF ONAN?!
<_Allah_> oh for My sake...
<_Allah_> I'm going to talk to your Father about this
<_Jesus_> damn it
<_Jesus_> come one
<_Jesus_> *on
<_Jesus_> not that again
<_Jesus_> don't be such a son of a bitch
<_Allah_> er...
<_Jesus_> er...
<_Jesus_> uh
* _Allah_ tries to figure out logical complexity of own mother
<_Jesus_> Father..of... the... world... which is a bitch..
<_Allah_> alright
<_Allah_> this is ridiculous
<_Allah_> I swear, first you go off and take drugs in the desert an get nailed to crosses
<_Allah_> now you come into My religion and spend your time masturbating and posting on this Interweb thing
<_Allah_> if you were My son and not that white-bearded Slacker, I'd teach you a little disciple
<_Jesus_> I have a confession
<_Jesus_> I'm not jesus
<_Allah_> ....
* _Jesus_ is now known as _Satan_
<_Satan_> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<_Allah_> ...FUCK
<_Satan_> Thats right!!!! GOD GAVE BIRTH TO SATAN!
<_Allah_> alright
<_Satan_> (if you think about it, it makes sense)
<_Allah_> I am now royally confused
<_Allah_> so
<_Satan_> so
<_Allah_> JIHAD!
<_Satan_> YES!
<_Satan_> BLOOD
<_Satan_> BLOOD OF THE LAMB
<_Satan_> and THE ANGELS
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<_Satan_> AND THE CHRISTIANS
<_Allah_> I SHALL PING THEE TO DEATH, HELLISH USURPER!
<_Satan_> Why are you pinging me Allah
<_Satan_> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<_Satan_> So that is how it will be
<_Satan_> JUDGEMENT DAY
<_Allah_> I SHALL PING THEE TO DEATH, HELLISH USURPER!
<_Satan_> When all must die
<_Allah_> I SHALL PING THEE TO DEATH, HELLISH USURPER!
<_Satan_> BY PINGING
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<_Satan_> /ping _Allah
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<_Allah_> I SHALL PING THEE TO DEATH, HELLISH USURPER!
<_Allah_> I SHALL PING THEE TO DEATH, HELLISH USURPER!
<_Allah_> I SHALL PING THEE TO DEATH, HELLISH USURPER!
<_Allah_> oops
<_Allah_> hit "up" too many times
<_Allah_> hit "up" too many times
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<_Satan_> PING THY KINGDOM TO ITS END!@!!!!11!!one!!!1!
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<_Satan_> /ping _Allah_
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<_Satan_> /ping _Allah_
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<_Satan_> oops
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<_Satan_> /ping _Allah_
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<_Satan_> BEHOLD! IN THE NAME OF THE FIERY HADES
<_Satan_> MY BALLS ITCH
<_Allah_> v
<_Satan_> v?
<_Allah_> HAH!
<_Allah_> my pingings are having an effect!
* _Allah_ has left #christian

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

heh

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

We need more hobbies.

 

[neal]

maybe im just really high, but i found that rather humorous.

 

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