home remedies

[Reign in Acai]

I got bit by a spider 2 weeks ago, a day later an allergic reaction kicks in and I'm covered with pussy boils all over my arms. The next day I walk into the hospital and they gave me some pills that basically did jack shit for the problem at hand. What they did do however, was get me doped up. Hydroxyzine was the medication, and they are used to treat anxiety aswell as itching. I swear, you take one of these and you lose focus and just mellow out without a care in the world. Some crazy ass dreams resulted from these pills aswell. I was literally having a dream a minute of some of the most vivid shit I have ever sub-consciously witnessed. I still have about 12 left. I'll save em for a rainy day

 

[Hell Mike]

The red pills+deathspell omega = THE FUCKING CREEPIST SHIT EVER. I donät remember many details, but it was dark and had many arms and was C R E E P Y and felt like it was fucking devouring me wholly. Worth trying if you are a self-destructive masochistic deranged madman satanist rargh.

 

[E-bortion]

heard good things about this ZICAM stuff also ... this chick I know swears by it.

their cough and cold mist has more dxm HBr per ml than anything on the market. i swear by it as well

 

[Reign in Acai]

I just whipped up some pine needle tea from the tree in the backyard. A fistful of pine needles have more Vitamin C than half a dozen lemons.

 

[Krilons Resa]

lmao

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

salt. when i've got a bug bite that i HAVE to scratch, i dump a little salt on it, dampen it, and start rubbing. it scratches the itch and disinfects

oh and tea tree oil for yeast infections <_<

 

[Krilons Resa]

uke:

 

[lurch70]

 

[Susperia]

I've never had a yeast infection yet. Though I've had 2 UTI's....

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I've had 2 yeast infections in my life, and both occured right after staying in a hotel and using their towels. Hotel towels usually reek of chlorine bleach so that could explain that. I bring my own towels now

I've had a couple of UTI's as well. My cure? Drinking a whole 64 oz bottle of cranberry juice in a day, and then more the next day. Though I would recommend going to the doctor for that because you can end up with a kidney infection. I've been lucky I guess.

 

[Susperia]

Yeah.. I drink cranberry juice almost daily now because I'm paranoid of getting another UTI. The last one was so bad I was pissing almost straight up blood and I was really depressed at the time so I didn't really care--- I didnt' go to the doctor for over a week and I'm an idiot for that because like you said, I could have fucked up my kidneys.

Now I am extra precautious. Cranberry juice almost daily, garlic all the time, airborne, make sure my vag gets enough open air time, etc.

Edit: I think the last one I got was because I was trying to save the earth by cutting down on my pad usage during my period. LOL. I would wear just one pad a day, and it was gross...I should save the Earth in some other way. That's why I'm trying to find a cup to fit me. I was reading about how many tons of bloody pads/tampons and shit that go to the landfills every year and it's insane.

A cup will also save you money because you don't have to spend it on pads and tampons. It adds up! Especially if you're like me and go for the hippie unbleached organic kind. =P

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

One pad a day? I'm sure that got very rank :zombie:

I couldn't get away with that though. For the first three days I'm changing my stuff every 1-2 hours. Failure to do so will result in a mess and a change of pants

*watches the men squirm once again at the mention of MENSTRUATION*

 

[Susperia]

It did. It did get pretty damn rank. Though luckily I have a light period and it only lasts about 4 days, thank god.

It still amazes me how weird some men get whilst there is talk of periods, but then they go and take a huge nasty shit and gleam about it to everyone like it's not the grossest thing in the fucking world.

And you know if men had periods they'd think it was the coolest thing to have and chastise women for not being able to bleed, etc.

/rant

 

[unknown]

I just whipped up some pine needle tea from the tree in the backyard. A fistful of pine needles have more Vitamin C than half a dozen lemons.

did you learn that from Bear Grylls?

 

[Dark One]

Posts 29-33 are among RC's best!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

And you know if men had periods they'd think it was the coolest thing to have and chastise women for not being able to bleed, etc.

dammit she's right

 

[Hell Mike]

Am I the only person on this forum who is not only completely uninterested but also a bit disgusted by the pussy problem discussions? There are chick forums, you know.

 

[Susperia]

Boo fucking hoo.

 

[lurch70]

pussy problem

 

[Hell Mike]

Boo fucking hoo.

And, as a side note, I want you to die. I have nothing against ms. thrash though.