Horrible band alert ^_^

[Human Life]

O...M...F...G...

http://slitheryn.com

Be sure to listen to a couple of the songs and read the bio, or not, if you drop dead from laughter first

I wish this were a joke...

Bwah hahahahaha

 

[ThePhilosopher]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OH MY GOD!!! AHAAHAHAHAHAH!! GET ME TO A HOSPITAL, I'VE SPLIT MY SIDES!! HOLY SHIT!

 

[N8]

Ah yes.. that band is from Chicago, and the suck terribly. A friend in Chicago that is an A&R rep for Arista Records cursed me into listening to them. They are fucking terrible. The vocalist is like 10 years old, and all his vocal rasp comes from through electronic distortion! Fucking pathetic. - n8

 

[MetalManCPA]

Are you sure that isn't Hanson?

 

[Sadistik]

oh shit.....is it any surprise that Slipknot is involved with this? Their shittiness passed to a new generation!

 

[Heliologue]

maybe once they hit puberty, for god's sake, and if they can rise above the typical nu-metal horseshit into at least the semi-technical realms of newer slipknot, they'll be not-so-terrible.

my first thought was that it wasn't bad for 12 year olds, but then i remembered that Daniel Gildenlow was laying his shit down at 11, so slitheryn pales in comparison.

 

[Blackspirit]

So, this is the male version of Kittie? >)

 

[SentencedToBurn]

have we forgot about decapitated? they are like 14 15 and 16. and they fuckin kick ass! this slitheryn band sucks SO MUCH COCK THOUGH! LOL! at least decapitated knows what good music is.

 

[Opth_001]

so is that the same slytherin as in "Harry Potter" I think they liked that book a little too much

 

[Black Dragon]

OH GOD!! NO!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

 

[Kushantaiidan]

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW




meh

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[RETIREDTrapped]

have we forgot about decapitated? they are like 14 15 and 16

Decapitated are awesome. I think they're all around 20 now aren't they?? It's been a long time...

 

[Jayde]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! that's terrible. The singer..............oh shit...............

 

[CladInDarkness]

haha im from chicago i have seen the little fuckin singer hes like 4'10 hahaha hes soooo small. they suck too

 

[Katatonic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

 

[Adam]

You think thats bad, Check this out.. Brace yourselves now..

http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/thecauze/

Look at the pictures... then look at the lyrics... and if you can find their music anywhere, then god help you.

 

[Katatonic]

also hahahahaha

look at this kid...the bass player

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

omfg, I am still laughing at that!

BURNING HELL AMERICA FUCK THE UNITED STATES FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND THEIR WARS!!!! !

 

[Sullen Jester]

It's.. it's.. it's disgustipating.

 

[SentencedToBurn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! what sad shit that is.. nice post on their message board OYO. i was laughing at that . it was so greatly put. my post is right above yours. i didnt put much thought into it.. heh