Hot Wet American Summer

[Jurched]

Strictly judging the movie by its title, I presumed there would be some hot naked teenage chick action.

But there wasn't.

There was, however, simulated gay sex action.

I was particularly disappointed at this, though Janine Garofalo presiding over a gay wedding ceremony ten minutes later was not surprising.

And the box clearly shows her in bed with the nerd astrophysicist. I was at least hoping to see her climb off her ivoury tower and pretend to orgasm.

But they couldn't even show her in the sack, gettin it on under some 140-thread count sheets. Perhaps she doesn't know how.

Anyway, though the first half of the movie had hilarious moments, it took a swift tail-dive as the jokes grew lamer and the prospects for seeing some wet tits in a movie loaded with words like "FUCK" grew slimmer and slimmer.

Jurched

 

[Jurched]

What, nobody else saw this movie?

C'mon!

It's got that scene where big gay biker cook Gene hears a can of mixed vegetables say "Hey, I can suck my own cock!"

Not the worst line in the film!

Jurched

 

[MyHatred]

I haven't even heard of that movie and I don't think I want to see it after your description

 

[Evil Dead]

I saw it and liked it. Ian Black, even being a flamer, is funnier than shit. And one of my favorite actors is in it, Paul Ruud (Anchorman/40 Year old Virgin) I always wanted to model myself after him in that movie. haha

It did suck overall though..the guy learning to run was funny..its been soo long since ive seen it.

 

[say10]

Its a hilarious movie, I love it.

I like at the talent show, the little comedian kid, it's great. Or the can of peaches.

 

[Evil Dead]

 

[Jurched]

Well, I caught a bit of it on Comedy Central a few weeks back, and thought, with a title like that, and the number of swears being blanked out, this must be a decent summer camp flick from the 1980s.

But then, once I got it on DVD, between the gay shit and Janine looking too old, I figured it must be something recent.

Still, some of the humour is fuckin hilarious. Just needs some tits, that's all. Something to make "Hot" and "Wet" belong in the goddamned title.

Is it too much to ask for tits!

Jurched

 

[Evil Dead]

Well, I caught a bit of it on Comedy Central a few weeks back, and thought, with a title like that, and the number of swears being blanked out, this must be a decent summer camp flick from the 1980s.

But then, once I got it on DVD, between the gay shit and Janine looking too old, I figured it must be something recent.

Still, some of the humour is fuckin hilarious. Just needs some tits, that's all. Something to make "Hot" and "Wet" belong in the goddamned title.

Is it too much to ask for tits!

Jurched

Boobs in any movie make it = good.

 

[gaschamber]

in the comedies of the 80's, tits flowed like wine...even in pg-13 movies. and also it was inevitable that if a bunch of kids were gonna get slaughtered in the woods, there would be some tits to go along with it.

 

[Evil Dead]

in the comedies of the 80's, tits flowed like wine...even in pg-13 movies. and also it was inevitable that if a bunch of kids were gonna get slaughtered in the woods, there would be some tits to go along with it.

you must be my evil twin

 

[Jurched]

in the comedies of the 80's, tits flowed like wine...even in pg-13 movies. and also it was inevitable that if a bunch of kids were gonna get slaughtered in the woods, there would be some tits to go along with it.

There was no damned PG-13 in the 80s. There was Bambi-vision (G), Jabba the Hutt-Vision (PG), Tit-vision (R), and Caligula-Vision (X). That was good enough for all of us. Especially for we the connoisseurs of engorged mammary glands.

Jurched

 

[Evil Dead]

I saw a movie about a mutant bear in the woods terrorizing people. I remember the bear came upon some kids sleepin in sleeping bags, and picked one up, tore it up and smashed the kid against a tree or rock killing him. I think it was called the prophecy. Well, it was rated PG and scared the shit out of me..probably would get an R nowadays.

 

[gaschamber]

it was rated PG and scared the shit out of me..probably would get an R nowadays.

i dont get any movie ratings...national lampoons vacation is rated R....and FLETCH (by the way is the greatest movie of all time) is PG?

now all these faggy "horror" movies are all pg-13...

...who knows...who cares really.


and has anyone ever seen the movie "scavenger hunt"?...classic.