House of 1000 corpses...

Aug 14, 2002
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I was looking forward to seeing this movie for quite some time,

and i gotta admit i cept half expecting this movie to turn into something really intresting... and in a few places it almost did....

but thoughs breif fleating molments were filled with HOrrible monotonous scenes that were not only confusing to even the most astute movie watcher (me and my friend huge horror fans) but just down right painfull to watch...

scenes including color invertion, horribly confusing cut scenes , scenes that go absolutly no where, music cutting over conversation scenes dragged out, important scenes chopped.... and about a 100 mindless fright scenes built on the Older then time "hey BOOO!! i scared you *with music following*"

ok all of this aside i might be able to overlook and enjoy the at least seemingly good special effects..... HOWEVER

(david spade voice) I ENJOYED THIS MOVIE ALOT MORE THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT >>> WHEN IT WAS CALLED TEXAS ChAIN SAW MASSCRE

thats right folks this movie is 100% ripped off from leather face movies

follow the formula... follow the plot... hell follow it scene by scene its ripped strait from it... i dont wanna ruin any suprises for anyone who hasnt scene it but leme just say that youll scream (OH THeres blood sucking grandpa... and theres vilmer, and hey theres leatherface!)

in conclusion: i must say that not only should rob zombie never touch a script again.... not only should he ever make another album again (his last solo album : cough* Going to california* )
Rob Zombie... you should remove zombie from your name... your music isnt zombie like, your movies aint horror filled zombie tails.... go back to go go hell.

-Necro