How bad was it?

Xorv

Drug the Priest
May 30, 2005
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What was the worst injury you've ever experienced? or witnessed.

-Earlier this week i was running down the street (exercising) and there was a wall. I decided to jump on the wall and make a big adrenaline pumped leap off it and back onto the sidewalk. It all happened so fast and I sat there for 5 minutes in disbelif how I could have puncutred my left palm (my wanking hand), scraped my knees, and have the jagged concrete wall tear into the flesh on my right leg. Messed up part was that the wall was 3 ft high and wasn't even in my way

-Another time I was skating and tried a popshoveit (where the board spins 180 degrees) I messed up and the edge of the board hit my shin real hard with the full force I gave it with my kick. Ow!!!
 
Never really fucked myself up.

Once I was running down a paved hill and fell and scraped both legs and arms. That kinda hurt. That's more or less the worst.
 
Um let's see...

When I was 2 I fell off the back of our couch and seperated my right shoulder.

6th grade I broke my thumb right at the growth plate. Needed to get surgery on it (2 pins and stitches). Have a cool scar now from that.

8th grade I broke my right arm in 3 places while I simultaneously seperating my shoulder (again) of the same arm during a scrimmage against the high school team. What made it worse was that this was the day before the first game of the season and I was starting safety and receiver.

The next year on the freshman football team, I had 3 concussions, slightly torn achilles tendon, hip-pointer, bruised ribs, and a pinched nerve in my neck.

Didn't play football for the next two season, but I played my senior year for varsity as a wide receiver.

After I graduated high school I went to basic training for the Marines and tore my knee up, had to go through rehab alot for it. Eventually it healed itself, then I messed it up again.
 
I saw a guy who was in a car crash being lifted up in a stretcher and there was blood all over the ground.

When I was a baby I made the stroller or whatever go down the basement stairs (while I was in it) while my brother was walking up the basement stairs. There was no wall or railing on the stairs, so my brother fell off and broke his arm.
 
I went face first into the ground over my bike handlebars and knocked out four of my teeth. I had braces at the time, so my teeth were literally dangling by their roots. my mom rushed me to our dentist and he shoved my teeth back into my mouth with the ball of his hand. I nearly passed out.

I also cracked my helmet and my bike frame in the accident.
 
I've never been really injured myself but I've seen some pretty bad injury when I was playing hockey competitively.

One of my teammate received a bodycheck once but his foot kinda got stuck while he fell and his feet did literally a 180 and it was facing the wrong after. I was pretty close when the emergency people removed his skate and it wasn't a pretty sight.

One of my close friend also got hurt badly during that same year. He was going for the puck in the back of the net with and opponent and there was a contact maybe 15 feet from the board that made both players fall. My friend was the first the hit the board with the opponent's weight following and adding to the impact. It made his shoulder completly dislodge from where it should be and it was like on his right breast. (I guess there's a better way to explain this my english is too bad to explain it with the proper terms).

I guess I've been pretty lucky so far as nothing ever happened to me. I've played so many sports...I've hit a train with my car once...I also lost control of my car at around 70mph. But so far, I've never had any injury that's more serious than a small cut.
 
I've never had any breaks or stitches. I might have stubbed a toe badly enough that I broke it one time. That's about it.

I have had lots of dental work, if that counts. The only parts of that that are painful at all are the shots.
 
Like MasterOLightning, I've never had any break or stitches in my 21 years. The worst thing I ever did was bruise my lower back. I was at the playground when I was about 12, and there was this huge metal slide (the awesome kind the used to have) that I though would be awesome to ride down on a skateboard. Yeah.

I don't remember how old I was (no more than nine), but one Thanksgiving, my brothers and I were playing some game that involved us beating each other up, and it ended with my younger brother splitting the back of his head open and needing eight stitches.
 
When I was about 4-5 some kid knocked me off a platform at the playground and I landed headfirst on a nail. I needed like 15 stitches or something.
 
-When i was 11 years old, i broke my right hand in a severe way, that it took 3 months to recover. Gladly i am lefty, i didn't have problems in school.
-Last year, at a party, i had a huge fight with 4 guys, because i cursed their religious party in which they belong, and they ended up beating me to death, then i was rushed to the hospital.
 
When I was younger, I was running around the local state park, jumping around on the picnic tables. For one of them, I decided to approach from the bare side, rather than from the part with the benches, which I had been using as a step onto the rest of the table. When I went to jump, I didn't lift my foot high enough and ended up jamming my shin right into the wooden corner, leaving an open scrape. It was made worse by the fact that I was wearing shorts, so I didn't even have any pant legs to protect that part of my leg.
 
Witnessed:
Being the car after a frontal crash on a highway.

Experianced:
Breaking my arm while skateboarding, in a ramp.