How big of a loser am I... the Poll

How big of a loser am I for posting while on vacation?

  • You're such a dork, there are no words to define the level of your dorkiness.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • There are topless woman on your beach, and you've spent 45 minutes online? You may be gay.

    Votes: 6 46.2%
  • Why have you only spent 45 minutes online, was their connection down?

    Votes: 6 46.2%

  • Total voters
    13
Even I don't use the internet while on vacation. :D

Any luck finding that big-tittied redhead for me?
 
Boy oh boy, first the threat to wear chain-mail at the Trocadero and now this????

Sorry man, I gotta go with the "may be gay" choice. Wifey or no wifey, topless women on the beach = non-stop distraction eye candy. At the very least, you should have 1 million grammatical mistakes in your posts from being consistently drawn away from the monitor. Perfectly typed posts = Zod in pink.
 
In my defense, I only post when it's cloudy, and the the woman trying to get that all over tan are covered.

For the record, my wife is the coolest chick on the planet. Not only has she enjoyed herself seeing everyone from Kataklysm to Opeth, Dimmu to Dark Tranquillity, she can outdrink anyone on the board, and has on several occasions on this vacation, used the phrase, "Hey hon, topless chick to your left".

No luck finding the redhead chick. If I do, I'll give her your email.

Zod
 
General Zod said:
For the record, my wife is the coolest chick on the planet. Not only has she enjoyed herself seeing everyone from Kataklysm to Opeth, Dimmu to Dark Tranquillity, she can outdrink anyone on the board, and has on several occasions on this vacation, used the phrase, "Hey hon, topless chick to your left".

That does not define 'cool'.

Cool is when she buys you lapdances....oh wait. :cool:
 
General Zod said:
No luck finding the redhead chick. If I do, I'll give her your email.
Just tell her to head up north a few hours if you do, look for the largest testicals known to NAD.
 
General Zod said:
In my defense, I only post when it's cloudy, and the the woman trying to get that all over tan are covered.

Hm..... I dunno, you should've made that clear to begin with, now it just looks like you are trying to save face you Mary you.

General Zod said:
For the record, my wife is the coolest chick on the planet. Not only has she enjoyed herself seeing everyone from Kataklysm to Opeth, Dimmu to Dark Tranquillity, she can outdrink anyone on the board, and has on several occasions on this vacation, used the phrase, "Hey hon, topless chick to your left".

Zod

In all seriousness, you are one lucky bastard, and the cool part is that you know it and respect her for it. Many guys in your shoes would take her for granted or take advantage of the coolness factor.:headbang: