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Dead_Lioness

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Several facts I discovered in the past 24 hours.

*How come there are no Republican comedians? We have so many liberal comedians, how come there are no republicans out there making fun of Liberals?!

*Amy Lee from Evanece...*whatever* is seriously one of the worst singers I have ever heard in my life. The woman has one Octave... man she sucks.


* wow MTV is really bad. I like to tune in once in a while to this channel to be updated in whats "hot" and to see new vedios, wow this entire channel is all about the booty nowadays. Which explains my previous fact. I had the pleasure of seeing Amy lee with her silly band and their new cliche video.


* I can't decide which of the 3 I want to marry first: Buill Maher, Stephen Colbert or John Stewart. help me decide.


* Why does Retarded Penguin pull a Lord red Dragon on the forum?
 
Dead_Lioness said:
Several facts I discovered in the past 24 hours.

*How come there are no Republican comedians? We have so many liberal comedians, how come there are no republicans out there making fun of Liberals?!

You just don't get it. Rush limbaugh thinks he's hilarious, no doubt. And they don't find liberals funny at all.

Dead_Lioness said:
*Amy Lee from Evanece...*whatever* is seriously one of the worst singers I have ever heard in my life. The woman has one Octave... man she sucks.

it's not the size of the octave range, it's how you use it

Dead_Lioness said:
* wow MTV is really bad. I like to tune in once in a while to this channel to be updated in whats "hot" and to see new vedios, wow this entire channel is all about the booty nowadays. Which explains my previous fact. I had the pleasure of seeing Amy lee with her silly band and their new cliche video.

They play music on MTV again?!

Dead_Lioness said:
* I can't decide which of the 3 I want to marry first: Buill Maher, Stephen Colbert or John Stewart. help me decide.

You should cross off stephen colbert because he's not one of the chosen people

Dead_Lioness said:
* Why does Retarded Penguin pull a Lord red Dragon on the channel?

because LRD is either dead or in jail.
 
Dead_Lioness said:
Several facts I discovered in the past 24 hours.

*How come there are no Republican comedians? We have so many liberal comedians, how come there are no republicans out there making fun of Liberals?!

*Amy Lee from Evanece...*whatever* is seriously one of the worst singers I have ever heard in my life. The woman has one Octave... man she sucks.


* wow MTV is really bad. I like to tune in once in a while to this channel to be updated in whats "hot" and to see new vedios, wow this entire channel is all about the booty nowadays. Which explains my previous fact. I had the pleasure of seeing Amy lee with her silly band and their new cliche video.


* I can't decide which of the 3 I want to marry first: Buill Maher, Stephen Colbert or John Stewart. help me decide.


* Why does Retarded Penguin pull a Lord red Dragon on the forum?
Isn't the dude who does the Netzero commercials republican? I know there are some republican comedians. I don't know if he's republican, but there was this dude who had an HBO special, I think it was called Eat Shit, where he made a lot of fun of liberals and French people. He's a skinny guy, made jokes of Dr. Kevorkian and how gays are born gay. The doctor (not Kevorkian) says breathe "1234" and the baby comes out, snaps his fingers and says "5678, my name's Baby, what's your's? I just came out of the pussy and I'm never going back in"
Second answer, liberals make fun of themselves perfectly fine *cough Michael Moore and Cameron Diaz cough*

Amy Lee sucks? Does she also swallow?

Is it true that Amy Lee has a big butt and she cannot lie?

Marry Brian Posehn instead. He may be a fatass, but he's a metalhead.
 
I don't think that's him. I wish I could remember the name of the guy I'm talking about. I'll look it up.
 
nah, doesn't fit the description, just sayin


anyway, funny is funny whoever you are, don't bring politics into comedy plzthx
 
Dead_Lioness said:
*How come there are no Republican comedians? We have so many liberal comedians, how come there are no republicans out there making fun of Liberals?!

Check the horror flicks -- that's where you'll find the conservatives.

Chromatose said:
it's not the size of the octave range, it's how you use it

OK, regardless of what you may have been told, size matters. It's not everything, but it matters.


Dead_Lioness said:
* wow MTV is really bad. I like to tune in once in a while to this channel to be updated in whats "hot" and to see new vedios, wow this entire channel is all about the booty nowadays. Which explains my previous fact. I had the pleasure of seeing Amy lee with her silly band and their new cliche video.
Yep.


Dead_Lioness said:
* I can't decide which of the 3 I want to marry first: Buill Maher, Stephen Colbert or John Stewart. help me decide.
Consider marrying your best friend -- someone you know, respect, and admire, in spite of their most unfortunate traits, and because of them -- rather than a face on a TV that is putting on a pretty act.


Dead_Lioness said:
* Why does Retarded Penguin pull a Lord red Dragon on the forum?
Nature abhorrs a vacuum.
 
I bet Jeff Foxworthy is Republican. There's a whole slew of redneck comedians who are more than likely Republicans. They ain't that funny though.

So did Amy Lee shake that ass on her new video? That I'd like to see.

Stay away from comedians. They are some of the angriest, unhappy, and bitter people that you could ever be around. Especially Republican comedians. Bill Maher smokes some really good shit, though.
 
Politics and celebrity gossip do not belong in comedy.


...Unless you're Jon Stewart or Steven Colbert.
 
Nightshade said:
Consider marrying your best friend -- someone you know, respect, and admire, in spite of their most unfortunate traits, and because of them -- rather than a face on a TV that is putting on a pretty act.



Oh, I know that :lol:
I'm not planning on marrying anyone on TV worry not ;)
 
Or maybe you are just saying that I am annoying. Which is fine, really.
But at least maintain the sentiment and scope of [our] correctness: I arrived first.
This negates your "fact".
 
Dennis Miller definitely has a right lean.

Penn Gillet is a Libertarian actually, but I've always felt that many Libertarians had a more right lean to them as well. I need more information on Libertarianism :lol:

Seriously though, entertainment really is a shit place for making any serious social or political stance. Unless you have some sort of higher education degree.
 
FretsAflame said:
Seriously though, entertainment really is a shit place for making any serious social or political stance. Unless you have some sort of higher education degree.

You would of loved the "debate" I had with Snoop and the homeys regarding Louis Farra-con.