how innapropriate is THIS? (seriously)

[VangelicSurgeon]

The guy in the office next to me ALWAYS talks on speakerphone, with his office door open. Is it normal that this annoys the fuck out of me or am I crazy or both?

 

[FuSoYa]

Maybe he has no hands, you insensitive prick.

 

[avi]

speakerphones are the worst shit ever.

 

[azal]

maybe he has no hands, chin or shoulders, making it impossible to prop the phone to his ear in any way.

 

[xfer]

I don't think it's a big deal. He just has to understand that office noise is going to get on his calls. And you should take advantage of that.

 

[minxnim]

i really really really hate when people do this. it's like, very self-important to assume everyone else needs to hear your calls or know that they are going on.
this lawyer here used to do that, and me and this girl lupe glued the fucking button so it couldnt turn on anymore.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

he has full use of all the parts he would need to not be a lazy inconsiderate prick.

 

[azal]

something else.

this advertising guy at the paper, today and like the last 4 times I've been here, just degrades the secretary on an hourly basis. The way he talks down to her and makes her feel stupid for filing something wrong is so fucked up.

I want to knock his teeth out with a tonka truck.

 

[minxnim]

you should just say to him 'wow i wish i had a girl i could talk down to so i didn't feel like a small dicked loser' and then he'll get the idea.

 

[xfer]

'unless she spits, then she's worthless.'

 

[azal]

should've used your azul fake acount.

 

[Tard Roommate]

unless she spits, then she's worthlesZZZZZZZzzzzzz.....

 

[minxnim]

azal keeps selling himself out.
he's a total wuss and we all know it. his internet persona is crumbling!

 

[deadair]

i hate hearing people on speaker phones...

it drives me nuts.

 

[azal]

dammit, I need to stop sharing personal insights and stick to cancer jokes.

 

[azal]

man you should see the way she tells him she's gonna have lunch now, like he's gonna smack her.

He just gives a stern nod, like giving her approval not to starve.

I'm so jumping this guy as soon as i've earned all my credits for the shit at the end of April.

 

[minxnim]

seriously. right before you leave, in front of people, honestly and sincerely ask him why it is that he treats her like she's a dog. he'll be floored, he probably doesn't realize it's obvious.

 

[azal]

that'll be plan b if I can't find a toaster to throw at his grill.

 

[minxnim]

okay. i will pay for an audio tape of either.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

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