How intensely are you scratching your balls?

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

?

 

[Captain Beard]

I do not need to scratch them, they scratch themselves.

 

[Lunar Still]

Ah. Now that's a nice, brief, pleasant scratch.

 

[Superior]

I had to do that thing where you kind of pinch and roll it, you know that, man fucking itch

 

[Lunar Still]

I think that fits somewhere between 2 and 3.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I woke up today and had to make myself stop scratching. Its not good when you start doing damage

and today at work I walked into the bathroom, pulled my pants down around my knees and scratched untill life was perfect. awesome feeling

 

[Altitudes]

This thread gave me an urge to scratch!

 

[Lunar Still]

Make sure you tell us what sort of scratch it is!

 

[Altitudes]

A nice, mild itch quickly satisfied with a brief pleasant scratch.

Question: Is there a fine line between scratching and playing?

 

[Lunar Still]

Umm....how many people are around?

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd say if someone is in the room, longer than very briefly is inappropriate.

 

[Altitudes]

Only I

This is where I stop replying

 

[Lunar Still]

So, if I was the best man at a friend's wedding, it would be frowned upon if I was to reach down into my tux and relieve a really bad ball itch?

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, it would. Unfair, but very bad form.

 

[Lunar Still]

Gay.

 

[Morganna]

I don't scratch my balls as I don't have any. But they would be fun to play with if I had a set.

I could also wrack myself every now and then to keep myself in line.

 

[Captain Beard]

Them getting hit isn't as funny as the media make it out to be. The pain from it actually makes me go into a rage,as I stood back up and was ready to break some backs last time I was ball tapped. No ball kickery jokes please.

 

[Altitudes]

I don't scratch balls as I don't have any.

Who says you can't participate, if you know what I mean

 

[Captain Beard]

You just want a woman to fondle you. Good.

 

[Liverslapper]

It depends, if you shave down south your gonna be itching them more frequently then if you look like a caveman. But i have crabs so im always scratching them.

My vote is "holy shit, im bleeding"