How likely is it that an abandoned mansion in Boston will have hobos in it?

[FuSoYa]

We found one that we want to check out, but I'm wondering if I need to bring weapons and stuff.

 

[xfer]

In the city? Pretty fucking likely. You know I'm all about abandoned mansions, but the hobo factor makes me say you can have this one to yourself.

 

[FuSoYa]

It's in JP - does that make it less likely?

 

[xfer]

The hobo factor decreases somewhat, but the crackhead factor surges. And the arty-lesbian factor.

 

[FuSoYa]

I guess I'm going to have to bank on the assumption that whatever demonic entity lies within those walls has scared all crackheads and LUGs out of there, leaving only the cold floorboards.

 

[xfer]

If you find hobo corpses at all, please get me a skull.

 

[FuSoYa]

are you sure you wouldn't rather have a hobo ear to add to your necklace???

 

[xfer]

I only keep the ear if I killed the hobo myself.

 

[FuSoYa]

OK, I was pic searching for "hobo ear" but found something MUCH better.

 

[deadair]

i was a hobo for a month out in Montana...

i couch surfed... it was fun.

 

[xfer]

ARGH! fuck you, man!

 

[xfer]

jake i'm not talking to you anymore. take your tin-can knife and go carve up some little boys elsewhere.

 

[deadair]

i never got eaten by a beer out there... that was one thing i didn't get around to.

 

[avi]

I've been in a band on tour - that's one small step from being a hobo

 

[xfer]

are you insinuating that you were consumed by alcohol, IE an alcoholic hobo?

 

[xfer]

yes avi except LESS MURDEROUS.

 

[avi]

as far as you know, yes.

"I'm not the stabbing kind of Hobo, I'm the singing kind: Nothin beats the Hobo life, stabbing people with my Hobo knife"

 

[FuSoYa]

See! Bears hate mustaches too!

 

[deadair]

toby's got a point

 

[FuSoYa]