how many greg's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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FuSoYa
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FuSoYa
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Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: three - one to break the lightbulb, one to fall off the chair, and another to break the replacement lightbulb
A: three - one to break the lightbulb, one to fall off the chair, and another to break the replacement lightbulb
FuSoYa
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Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: three - one to screw in the lightbulb, one to tell him he's doing it wrong, and one to think the lightbulb is hitting on him
A: three - one to screw in the lightbulb, one to tell him he's doing it wrong, and one to think the lightbulb is hitting on him
Q. how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Three- one to screw it in, one to stand there spacing out, one to clean the cat pee off the chair
A. Three- one to screw it in, one to stand there spacing out, one to clean the cat pee off the chair
FuSoYa
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FuSoYa
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Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: four - one to think the lightbulb doesn't need changing, one to wait until the broken lightbulb shorts out all the electricity in the house, one to have someone come and fix the electricity, and one to pay the electrician 7627392015 X more than it would have cost to just change the lightbulb in the first place
A: four - one to think the lightbulb doesn't need changing, one to wait until the broken lightbulb shorts out all the electricity in the house, one to have someone come and fix the electricity, and one to pay the electrician 7627392015 X more than it would have cost to just change the lightbulb in the first place
FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
FuSoYa
Lunarian
Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two - one to change the lightbulb, and the other to call all his friends and tell them he changed a lightbulb that day
A: two - one to change the lightbulb, and the other to call all his friends and tell them he changed a lightbulb that day
FuSoYa
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Baliset
guitar deity
Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two, one to wait a couple days in complete darkness before it annoys him enough to get out of bed and change it and one to put his arm in byron's sundae
A: two, one to wait a couple days in complete darkness before it annoys him enough to get out of bed and change it and one to put his arm in byron's sundae
FuSoYa
Lunarian
Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two, one to buy the Angel series DVD box set and the other to not have enough money to buy a lightbulb
A: two, one to buy the Angel series DVD box set and the other to not have enough money to buy a lightbulb
FuSoYa
Lunarian
Q: how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two, one to live right next door to a lightbulb store and the other to drive to Providence to get a new lightbulb
A: two, one to live right next door to a lightbulb store and the other to drive to Providence to get a new lightbulb
FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
