how many greg's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q. how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. 2. one to buy the lightbulb, and one to txt me while standing in line to buy it saying 'standing in line to buy a lightbulb'
 
Q. how many gregs does it take to screw in a lightbulb

1. like ten because all the gregs are busy eating hummus and apples
 
reading this thread many people may figure out that Greg is not a normal guy
 
ok time to give it back a bit:

Q. how many toby's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Four-one to say he'll be over at 10pm to change it, one to stop for food and coffee, one to go looking for mushrooms in western, ma, and one to finally show up at 3am to change it.
 
Q. How many greg's does it take to screw in a lightbulb at work?

A. 2 - one to procrastinate screwing it in and another to make a sticky thread about how the lightbulb's at Berkley smell like urine.