how many greg's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[ImNoHippy]

Wait, the toby ones were funny, back to that?

 

[xfer]

i can't even participate in this thread because it would get vicious. something about one to change it and one to forget to pick your brother up and making him wait for nine hours while you play with lacuna coil.

i would however flunk you all for pluralizing with apostrophes.

 

[Astral Poetry]

^elitist

 

[azal]

How many xfers does it take to screw in a lightblub?

5 One to cup the balls of several LARPers, one to fantasize about men jacking off in the subway, one to saying dorky grammar-related things, one to wish he was a foul-toothed brit and one to screw in the lightbulb while relaying how the experience reminds him of a Nabokov novel.

 

[xfer]

all of those things happen in "lolita" except the how-the-experience-reminds-him-of-a-nabokov-novel thing, which happens in "pale fire".

 

[minxnim]

Q. How many gregs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 3. One to buy it. One to screw it in, and one to talk to me on the phone about boys/girls while we both just keep saying "OMG".